Brevity by Dan Thompson for November 16, 2021

My mother tried Tab when it first came out. Said she would rather drink horse pi$$.

I drank Tab back in the day. Had to get used to it.

Is this a Diet Slice of life cartoon?

Still better than Squirt®. Why would anyone want to drink grapefruit flavored anything is beyond me.

he looks more like he’s coked up…

Totally Artificial Beverage

Too many tabs open and I have no idea where the music is coming from.

Maybe we can recycle the cans and then some ideas.

I have about a dozen Tabs in my refrigerator; they’re probably out of date by now, but I just can’t make myself finish them.

Are you sure those aren’t Tesla batteries?

On a similar note: There’s a difference between having shortcuts to documents on one’s screen and having shortcuts to them on the screen. If a document is on the screen, the program running it is open, using up RAM and slowing the computer down. The program using the document is open for that document only. If you have two documents on your desktop of the same type, the program running it is open twice, using up more RAM and slowing down the computer more. I worked with an Engineer who had forty or fifty documents on his desktop and always complained why his computer was so slow.

I don’t see any fruit, so I guess he’s not a member of the Moron Tab n’ Apple Choir.

Really? Really?!?!?

But the windows appear to be closed. (How do you like puns, Mr. Thompson?!)

Back to the Future: Marty asked the 1955 cafe guy for a Tab. “You have to order something first – then I’ll give you a tab.”

I currently have 5 tabs open.