Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 20, 2021

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    allen@home  almost 3 years ago

    This is my other friend Wild Turkey.

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    Yakety Sax  almost 3 years ago

    I Drink Alone – George Thorogood and the Destroyers

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E9ydw_aDMg

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    They is headed to the Gobble Gobble Glug Glug Bub Hub Club Pub.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    I’m thinking he goes really well with mashed potatoes and gravy.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    It’s not New Year’s yet…

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Hmmm! WILD TURKEY-s

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    P51Strega  almost 3 years ago

    Turducken: Wild Turkey, Cold Duck, Hennessy Cognac

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    No loss. Turkeys are dry and tasteless creatures.

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    SkyGuy  almost 3 years ago

    Turkey 101 (and water).

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    There’s a box of generic Rosé around the corner.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Rhubarb cider, how could you!

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    Did he get sauced on cranberry wine?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    What’s the perfect wine to accompany turkey?

    (Any alcoholic variety. Turkeys are color blind when it comes to wine or people.)

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    RWill  almost 3 years ago

    It won’t be funny when she’s tannin shiraz.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    About 20 years ago, there was an ad parodying “The Jerry Springer Show,” in which all these anthropomorphic foods discover they’ve been with the same condiment and start fighting.

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    Anonamoose Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Reminds me of a great scene from Schitts creek.

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