Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for November 18, 2021

Do they sell those old Simile Face buttons?

This is the guy who ran the thesaurus kiosk in the mall.

As similar as two pees in the pot, or, no two peats in a bog, uh … I know it’s there somewhere.

Mile, smile, simile.

The pronunciation makes no sense.

It’s all just a facade.

I need a simile store like I need another hole in my head.

Q: Why did that odd person always like to use similes? A: He never met-a-phor.

Looks like they found their customer base.

That guy needs to rush right in and buy a simile or five.

Simile, Shmimile!

He has a way with words and the words just got away with him.

There is no comparison to the antonym store in my town.

Metaphorically speaking…

A likely story.

“Captain, it’s like nothing I’ve ever seen before!”

Actually he nailed it with “It’s like

Good one, Mr. B.! Could the Metaphor Mart be right around the corner? “The Metaphor Mart was a blot on the neighborhood.”

A word please.

So this store sells a lot of knock-offs?

The joke fell flat, comparatively speaking.