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You got a dragon Wiz. Why not have Henry do a few dragon farts on the front gate area. That way there will be no fire damage. But if something has fire coming out on the front end, must have something really nasty coming out the back end.
The Wiz is a victim of a Chinese bait and switch online advertising scam. Like⊠order a cool looking astronomical clock (two, actually), wait four months and get a cheap, self assembly cardboard thing with instructions on the box in broken English that isnât even close to the ad and donât even THINK abut trying to return it. Told to me by a friend and Believe It or Not! Believe itâŠ
Of course, only 30% of the Wizardâs stuff actually gets recycled. Just putting an emblem on something doesnât make it happen. Even the things he does recycle probably only get used once more before winding up in a magical landfill.
Iâm just trying to make the point that most of the plastic ârecyclingâ is just industry magicians manipulating smoke and mirrors.
Itâs two jokes. The first is the aforementioned Harry Potter reference. The second is Thorâs hammer. Only those who are worthy can lift Thorâs hammer. The Wizard qualifies because heâs been separating his recycling.
atomicdog over 3 years ago
The Wiz is worthy?!
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
The enemy? Two kids and a dog!
Courage the Cowardly Dog! over 3 years ago
So the Wizard is worthy???
dcdete. over 3 years ago
Whatâs an accio wand? It kind of looks like Thorâs hammer. Sometimes you have to know the inside joke to understand the dayâs comic.
wheaters over 3 years ago
âAccioâ is Harry Potter-speak for âcome hereâ, I think.
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
You got a dragon Wiz. Why not have Henry do a few dragon farts on the front gate area. That way there will be no fire damage. But if something has fire coming out on the front end, must have something really nasty coming out the back end.
Space_cat over 3 years ago
Why is one of the Led Zeppelin symbols from the âZosoâ album on the hammer? Does it belong to Jimmy Page?
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Just seeing the look on The Finkâs face!
Count Olaf Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Wiz is a victim of a Chinese bait and switch online advertising scam. Like⊠order a cool looking astronomical clock (two, actually), wait four months and get a cheap, self assembly cardboard thing with instructions on the box in broken English that isnât even close to the ad and donât even THINK abut trying to return it. Told to me by a friend and Believe It or Not! Believe itâŠ
Jack Bell Premium Member over 3 years ago
The Wiz has been reading too much Harry Potter.
Chris over 3 years ago
so youâre gonna go all Thor on them.
phoenix over 3 years ago
I assume the recycling comment is on how âworthyâ he is.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
When the Wiz âHarry Pottersâ Thors hammer, you know itâs going to be a real bad day for someone.
dv1093 over 3 years ago
Itâs getting to be that I donât understand this comic more than I do.
ZarPaulus over 3 years ago
Really, combining two different franchises like that?
geese28 over 3 years ago
chris hemsworth voice a word with you, wizardâŠ.
blakerl over 3 years ago
This will never work, we all know the truth âThe Wiz is not Worthyâ Hammer is a Cheap Knock Off.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Of course, only 30% of the Wizardâs stuff actually gets recycled. Just putting an emblem on something doesnât make it happen. Even the things he does recycle probably only get used once more before winding up in a magical landfill.
Iâm just trying to make the point that most of the plastic ârecyclingâ is just industry magicians manipulating smoke and mirrors.
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Another recycled joke.
jlundy over 3 years ago
I donât understand this even a littleâŠâACCIO Wandâ, the symbol on the hammer. What am I missing?
w2lj over 3 years ago
But is he worthy?
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
I think Thor wants a word with you, Wiz.
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
Thorâs Hammer might be as good as Wizâs wand.
BiathlonNut over 3 years ago
Mjölnir
reverendike over 3 years ago
I think the joke is that Wiz is âworthyâ of the hammer because he recycles.
zippo26050 over 3 years ago
ACCIO Beer
cbs1947 over 3 years ago
Funny, in frames 2 and 3, his left arm is missing!
Torq over 3 years ago
Itâs two jokes. The first is the aforementioned Harry Potter reference. The second is Thorâs hammer. Only those who are worthy can lift Thorâs hammer. The Wizard qualifies because heâs been separating his recycling.
marshalljpeters Premium Member over 3 years ago
Any competent wizard would have his wand on him at all times. Also, how can you summon a wand without a wand in your hand?