Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 24, 2021

Took a wrong turn from the dungeon.

That route isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.

“Wow, it sure was hot down there! By the way King, Your Honour, Satan the devil said to tell you he’ll be up in a minute. He’s got to prepare something hot to give you.”

Now you’re gonna be chained, Spook. And miss one of those meals that somehow you seldom got.

This isn’t Macy’s?

Well we left the cells open months ago. We’re only keeping political prisoners now.

The great escape, darn good film that….

Good intentions never work…

Isn’t that the King’s Punishment Trap-door ?

Very timely, is it not?

“I thought that I would bring this before you directly, O great and wonderful and kind King.”

That’s Spookindorf — good improv.

THE SURVEY SAID

Thoughtful of you. Someone bring me my royal hammer!

Whose going to fix that ?

That’s the kind of talk that gets you executed and frees up another cell.

Blame the king. He’s the one throwing people in there.

The fink will decree more executions to deal with that issue.

Well it’s back to the Dungeon for you. But first fix the floor.

Probably if he went 15 ft more he’d find himself in the king’s vault

That’s going to get the Spook grounded!

Le Trou…remade by Pixar.

It’s the Rack for you.

Pardon me sire. Do you have any grey poupon?