“Hank, that there is the biggest danged turkey I ever did see! It just wouldn’t be right to shoot a bird that survived long enough to get that big! It’s the laws of nature… the laws of survival… the honor code of the hunter…we just can’t shoot him!
On the other hand, none o’them laws say that we can’t ride him… hold my gun!”
If I am seeing this correctly, a frightened looking Bleeb is actually behind Dalcon who is closer to the mutant turkey and is going to need a MUCH bigger club!
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
reminds me of the old line, “what does a 500# canary say? Here kitty, kitty, kitty!”
eromlig almost 3 years ago
“We’re gonna need a bigger oven.”
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 3 years ago
Raise my hair and I’ll piss off
Tomorrow I’ll be aloft
For me all the Thanksgivin’ is through
And then while I’m away, I’ll writhe hungry a-yeah
And there’s only be stuffing for you
I’ll pretend that I’m munching the ribs I am crunching
And hope that my dreams will come true
And then while I’m away, I’ll writhe hungry a-yeah
And there’s only be stuffing for you
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
LOL! That’s the worst drawing of a turkey I’ve ever seen!
kucpa Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Oh, hey Big Bird…
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Bigfoot Turkey
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
One wing would feed a family. Looks like he could spare at least one.
Dobie Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Hank, that there is the biggest danged turkey I ever did see! It just wouldn’t be right to shoot a bird that survived long enough to get that big! It’s the laws of nature… the laws of survival… the honor code of the hunter…we just can’t shoot him!
On the other hand, none o’them laws say that we can’t ride him… hold my gun!”
jbduncan almost 3 years ago
Bleeb may need your gun if your not going to use it.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Stuffing n tofurkey…
MMMMM
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Pass. His drum sticks are too small. Let’s go get something bigger.
codedaddy almost 3 years ago
Wattle they think of next?
Amra Leo almost 3 years ago
Bleeb’s a mite aghast at the size of that bird…
Strider Keninginne Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Gobble-zilla! He must’ve hung around with Rodan.
wongo almost 3 years ago
A blue faced turkey ? A Smirf Bird ?
Jim2g almost 3 years ago
Is that one of bleebs family members
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Don’t forget the gravy…….
Bobtul07110 almost 3 years ago
How many gallons of oil are you going to need to fry that sucker?
Spence12 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’ve seen children’s hand tracings that looked more like a turkey than that.
cactusbob333 almost 3 years ago
Shut up and pass the green bean casserole.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Bleeb looks so frightened, even Dalcon does a bit. Watch out guys!
geese28 almost 3 years ago
Time to bring in that bus-sized baster….
scpandich almost 3 years ago
That bird’s so big even Dalcon’s focused on it, not Bleeb.
You’re going to need a bigger club, Dalcon.
Aficionado almost 3 years ago
If I am seeing this correctly, a frightened looking Bleeb is actually behind Dalcon who is closer to the mutant turkey and is going to need a MUCH bigger club!
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
This one might be a little tough, and you’ll have leftovers for a year.
lawguy05 almost 3 years ago
Looks like this turkey grew at the same rate as Biden’s inflation.
mbrahms26 almost 3 years ago
The turkey is thinking the same thing.
spaced man spliff almost 3 years ago
O well now ev’rybody’s heard about the bird
the bird bird bird, the b’bird’s the word..
fstop8 almost 3 years ago
and a truck load of bread for stuffing.
DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s Turkeyzilla!