Close to Home by John McPherson for November 24, 2021

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    reminds me of the old line, “what does a 500# canary say? Here kitty, kitty, kitty!”

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    “We’re gonna need a bigger oven.”

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 3 years ago

    Raise my hair and I’ll piss off

    Tomorrow I’ll be aloft

    For me all the Thanksgivin’ is through

    And then while I’m away, I’ll writhe hungry a-yeah

    And there’s only be stuffing for you

    I’ll pretend that I’m munching the ribs I am crunching

    And hope that my dreams will come true

    And then while I’m away, I’ll writhe hungry a-yeah

    And there’s only be stuffing for you

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    LOL! That’s the worst drawing of a turkey I’ve ever seen!

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    kucpa Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh, hey Big Bird…

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    Bigfoot Turkey

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    One wing would feed a family. Looks like he could spare at least one.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Hank, that there is the biggest danged turkey I ever did see! It just wouldn’t be right to shoot a bird that survived long enough to get that big! It’s the laws of nature… the laws of survival… the honor code of the hunter…we just can’t shoot him!

    On the other hand, none o’them laws say that we can’t ride him… hold my gun!”

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    jbduncan  almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb may need your gun if your not going to use it.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Stuffing n tofurkey…

    MMMMM

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Pass. His drum sticks are too small. Let’s go get something bigger.

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    codedaddy  almost 3 years ago

    Wattle they think of next?

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    Amra Leo  almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb’s a mite aghast at the size of that bird…

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    Strider Keninginne Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Gobble-zilla! He must’ve hung around with Rodan.

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    wongo  almost 3 years ago

    A blue faced turkey ? A Smirf Bird ?

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    Jim2g  almost 3 years ago

    Is that one of bleebs family members

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t forget the gravy…….

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    Bobtul07110  almost 3 years ago

    How many gallons of oil are you going to need to fry that sucker?

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    Spence12 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I’ve seen children’s hand tracings that looked more like a turkey than that.

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    cactusbob333  almost 3 years ago

    Shut up and pass the green bean casserole.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Bleeb looks so frightened, even Dalcon does a bit. Watch out guys!

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    Time to bring in that bus-sized baster….

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    scpandich  almost 3 years ago

    That bird’s so big even Dalcon’s focused on it, not Bleeb.

    You’re going to need a bigger club, Dalcon.

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    Aficionado  almost 3 years ago

    If I am seeing this correctly, a frightened looking Bleeb is actually behind Dalcon who is closer to the mutant turkey and is going to need a MUCH bigger club!

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    This one might be a little tough, and you’ll have leftovers for a year.

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    lawguy05  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like this turkey grew at the same rate as Biden’s inflation.

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    mbrahms26  almost 3 years ago

    The turkey is thinking the same thing.

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    spaced man spliff  almost 3 years ago

    O well now ev’rybody’s heard about the bird

    the bird bird bird, the b’bird’s the word..

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    fstop8  almost 3 years ago

    and a truck load of bread for stuffing.

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It’s Turkeyzilla!

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