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Fiber, water and rhythmic movement to shake things up and keep blood flow from being blocked by waxy buildup. At least, that what the deer and the antelope recommend.
Prunes, apricots, water, EXLAX, fiber drinks, cereal, ice cream, dairy, grease, exercise, walking, all recommended to get the load out!
Do you have that Bloated feeling?
Something not quite right?
Sluggish?
The Froglandia Bathmat Factory has an extensive supply for all your needs! For that " stopped up" feeling and want relief today, shop our health department for all your needs….it will be an explosive experience for you once you’ve tried our remedies!
I was recently demoted at the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory. At least I didn’t get fired. I’m too embarrassed to tell you my job now. (It’s all my fault. I was a bad boy in the break room.)
Some say the best Art is made while under pressure of one sort or another. Carbon under sufficient heat and pressure forms diamonds. We all know what forms the dirty diamonds of Frog Applause.
Nigh on 50 years ago, I mentioned to a girl on the overseas site that I was feeling a bit bloated. She immediately replied to the effect that I was probably constipated (which was definitely not the case). Struck me at the moment as a bit forward. But we went on to become close friends….
painedsmile over 3 years ago
What about full size #4 constipation. Double the fun.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Fiber, water and rhythmic movement to shake things up and keep blood flow from being blocked by waxy buildup. At least, that what the deer and the antelope recommend.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Ooooh what a relief IT IS!!!
ransomknotts over 3 years ago
I agree with constipation being an art, but I disagree with it being seasonal. I find it to be a year-long undertaking.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Prunes, apricots, water, EXLAX, fiber drinks, cereal, ice cream, dairy, grease, exercise, walking, all recommended to get the load out!
Do you have that Bloated feeling?
Something not quite right?
Sluggish?
The Froglandia Bathmat Factory has an extensive supply for all your needs! For that " stopped up" feeling and want relief today, shop our health department for all your needs….it will be an explosive experience for you once you’ve tried our remedies!
*Space Madness at The Station* over 3 years ago
The..John Crapper, crap Shot.
*Space Madness at The Station* over 3 years ago
Too many 7-11 bean burritos…
Come out Come out, where ever you are. Oh peek a boo.
3hourtour Premium Member over 3 years ago
…first off…
…the art today is fan-tastic…
…what other constipation is there than #2?…
…um…
…besides my comments …
…but I don’t give a …
…I don’t care…
…enimas work charms…
…but not exactly reading tea leaves…
…are they?…
…drink water…
…with that pumpkin pie…
…and everyone knows the spice in Dune …
…is pumpkin spice…
…the best Spice Girl…
coltish1 over 3 years ago
She’s heading out on the town. Only a couple of weeks late for Halloween down at the pub, the Wig and Bowler.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 3 years ago
(11th ed. 2019), SEASONABLE
seasonable adj. Within the time agreed on; within a reasonable time .“seasonable performance of the contract”.
Linguist over 3 years ago
Saturdays at the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory can be slow – particularly for the political pundits with mental constipation and verbal diarrhea!
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
The #1 cause of grunting hernias …?
ransomknotts over 3 years ago
I was recently demoted at the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory. At least I didn’t get fired. I’m too embarrassed to tell you my job now. (It’s all my fault. I was a bad boy in the break room.)
ransomknotts over 3 years ago
What jobs to others have? Just curious. I’m hoping to get back into Teresa’s good graces.
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
Some say the best Art is made while under pressure of one sort or another. Carbon under sufficient heat and pressure forms diamonds. We all know what forms the dirty diamonds of Frog Applause.
The Old Wolf over 3 years ago
Work it out with a slide rule.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
Nigh on 50 years ago, I mentioned to a girl on the overseas site that I was feeling a bit bloated. She immediately replied to the effect that I was probably constipated (which was definitely not the case). Struck me at the moment as a bit forward. But we went on to become close friends….
“Constipation: ain’t it wonnerful?”
davidob over 3 years ago
His mind stops at nothing, preventing stream of consciousness.
Bill Thompson over 3 years ago
More advertising? Why does Madison Avenue keep plugging constipation?