Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 27, 2021

“Did you mean ‘What whale’?”

It’s because of the leg thing? Shake it off!

I rooted for the whale

Maybe Dick?

ispitmylastbreathathee.com?

You are an obsession, you’re my obsession… https://genius.com/Animotion-obsession-lyrics

Whale whale, what cha lookin for, Ahab?

Secret Agent Whale.

No! No! Just stay cool, Moby! Don’t panic, dude! First I was just looking for the fastest way to “Wales”, you know? Then I kept thinking: "What the f**k is that “wale” thing my chief mate Starbuck was talking about and when I realized that I don’t know how to spell all that stuff I wanted to wail…

Ahab: “I just want to know all about you. You’re my all. You mean everything to me.”

Moby: “Wow – that’s nice. But you seem a little obsessed.”

He ain’t a-whalin’ – he’s a stalkin’.You’re gonna need a bigger restrainin’ order.

Ahab: “It’s because I clicked ’Follow” on Whalebook."

Call me Ishmael.

He’s just determined to get his leg back from you.

My friend Richard and I once saw this famous entertainer at an airport. I said “Hey look….It’s Moby, Dick”.

“I’ll chase him round YouTube, and round the Google, and round the Facebook Marketplace, and round Twitter’s flames before I give him up…!”

Poor Moby, stalked by Ahab, but Ishmael never calls.

I’m not answering on the grounds it may incriminate me.

Uuuuuh, that was just spellcheck. I was searching for a white sale.

Um, wasn’t the peg on the other leg ?

Ahab: whale perv.

He’s a stalker.

seems like a pretty small whale, doesn’t it?

“Call me Ishmayseek”

Oh Sea Dee