Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 24, 2021

If not now, when? If not here, where?

Quit stalling and carve the turkey.

Got a juicy one did you?

This actually happened to me. My GP stuck a scalpel in my nose to remove a bcc and enough of my blood squirted over his clean white shirt that he had to change.

Now he’ll be scrubbing that thing for a while.

You can afford a new one. Even a tailored one.

If you had worn your Hawaiian shirt no one would have noticed !

My daughter’s obstetrician showed up for my granddaughter’s birth in that very polo shirt! He got the call while mowing the lawn.

He’s out of uniform…he deserves it

I hope his surgical skills are better than his fashion sense.

Well there’s a shortage of everything from COVID. He’s just being resourceful by bringing clothes from home.

Is this doctor about to perform surgery or muder the person on the table? I would say his scalpel technique needs a little work. That is a very awkward grip for making incisions it seems to me.

Well, scrub that idea!