I went to Australia for business years ago. While driving through an industrial section of Sydney I saw signs for panel beaters. Took me about a week before the light dawned.
Kinda like the signs along I40 through Tennessee and points west. First one I noticed was Crash Experts. After that it just got funnier. Then there was the sign on the side of a burial vault truck – Take your time. We can wait
If you’re a big spender I can render a slender vendor of lenders for fender bender menders who will treat you tender and give you splendor. Does it matter the gender?
Ratkin Premium Member about 3 years ago
So I can tender some legal tender to the fender mender.
pathamil about 3 years ago
Just don’t use that tender to go on a bender…
derdave969 about 3 years ago
I went to Australia for business years ago. While driving through an industrial section of Sydney I saw signs for panel beaters. Took me about a week before the light dawned.
sandpiper about 3 years ago
Kinda like the signs along I40 through Tennessee and points west. First one I noticed was Crash Experts. After that it just got funnier. Then there was the sign on the side of a burial vault truck – Take your time. We can wait
Doug K about 3 years ago
If you’re a big spender I can render a slender vendor of lenders for fender bender menders who will treat you tender and give you splendor. Does it matter the gender?
diskus Premium Member about 3 years ago
Who was the offender?
uniquename about 3 years ago
The ender … maybe not.
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 3 years ago
And then Frank coined the acronym “fork out repair dough.”
petermerck about 3 years ago
Did Stephen Pastis (Pearls before Swine) ghost write this?
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 3 years ago
Did anyone else think of Don Martin’s cartoon protagonist, Fester Bestertester (and his pal Karbunkle)?
(Remember, only two months until National Gorilla Suit Day.)
ddjg about 3 years ago
They’re nuts!
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
No, Steve has no class! Say the lender fender mender ect real fast.
corpcasselbury about 3 years ago
Given what mechanics charge these days, you just about have to take out a loan if you need any car repairs done.
tjason910 about 3 years ago
that can be frustrating