Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 30, 2021

What? I took a breath mint before coming here doc. Besides, deal with the small space that is my mouth. The Astrodome it ain’t, you know! ;P

Sheesh, what a cranky dentist.

Only a part time dentist. Main job medical examiner.

Breathing is a habit that I do not want to break anytime soon.

“You keep fogging up the mirror.”

Don’t answer that until I get some tools in your mouth!

Why isn’t the Dentist wearing a mask? Mine were doing that way before COVID. Probably because a lot of breath isn’t pleasant. I always brush refore going, but I’m sure a lot don’t.

Bite his hand, Ziggy.

A blonde goes into the dentist for work and is wearing headphones. She tells the dentist not to remove the headphones under any circumstances.

The dentist works a while but can’t get around the headphones so he takes them off of her and goes into the lab to mix the filling.

When he comes back she is dead. He picks up the headphones and holds them to his ear and hears, “Inhale, Exhale, Inhale, Exhale…”

Dentist are all secret sadomasochist. Like this guy… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExC7VNXJlo

At the funeral home…

Hazard of the trade!

Thanks for posting the links my friends.

Time for a new dentist

I thought you would clean them with those metal scrapey things.