The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for December 08, 2021

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    C  about 3 years ago

    Doesn’t sound any better than pumpkin spice abuse

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago

    All the cream and sugar in the world won’t get me to drink coffee.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Coffee should only be drunk with coffee.

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    KA7DRE Premium Member about 3 years ago

    A couple of ketchup packets wouldn’t hurt either.

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    nosirrom  about 3 years ago

    THC infused sugar always helps.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Since when did Gladys “turn” British??!!

    /SHMIRK/

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    GROG Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Coffee always tastes better when it’s Irish.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 3 years ago

    That’s why a certain coffee chain makes more money on syrupy bad tasting coffees.

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    wiatr  about 3 years ago

    That would leave me with an upset stomach and a sugar high.

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    Bullet Bronson Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I like to have a little coffee with my morning cream and sugar.

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    jmworacle  about 3 years ago

    That’s one way to look at things.

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    Fishenguy Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I take a hard pass on flavored coffee. Black, no sugar, medium roast, and on the strong side. (having some right now as a matter of fact)

    I tried a Christmas mix one time….didn’t care for the chocolate and peppermint flavors.

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    gopher gofer  about 3 years ago

    seasonal or no, figgy pudding flavoring is just coffee abuse…

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Even rice cakes are good….with enough frosting.

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    Jeff0811  about 3 years ago

    As hinted at before, put enough Bailey’s Irish Cream in there, you won’t care what it tastes like.

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    Chris  about 3 years ago

    works for me too. :d

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  about 3 years ago

    He obviously has not experienced ‘Community Coffee.’

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    roof-top-view  about 3 years ago

    Kellogs Cereals put out a Special K Pumpkin Spice flavor that you HAVE to add fruit and anything else you can think of to cover the cardboard flavor. Glad I only bought one box.

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    raybarb44  about 3 years ago

    A paraphrase on Julie Andrews’s “A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down in a most delightful way”. Figgy Pudding flavor does sound like bad tasting medicine though. I still like my coffee hot and black…..

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    CorkLock  about 3 years ago

    Coffee, Black and strong. Chow hall style – burnt all day. Old days people drank liquor straight with water chaser. Now liquor full of creams and sugars for the sissy class. Come on Brutus, switch to bottle water.

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    preacherman Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’ve drunk coffee since I was a little kid. Then, I drowned it in whole milk and sugar. Now, just a little sugar is all it needs. I still like to taste the coffee, but mellowed slightly. Yum.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Atta boy Brutus…atta boy!

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    lightenup Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Figgy pudding coffee flavor? Hahaha! Sounds gross. I don’t think any amount of sugar or cream will fix that flavor. :-)

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    joecoolfiftyfive  about 3 years ago

    life is too short to drink bad coffee

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    Diane in comics land Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I tried figgy pudding once. It answered the question, “Why isn’t this a tradition here?” (Since none of you can be sure of my vocal inflections as I write, I’ll add that we already have fruit cake here to serve as a misery filled treat.)

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    Buckeye67  about 3 years ago

    Unfortunately Brutus has a way too much experience with making bad things more palatable.

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 3 years ago

    No coffee even allowed in my home. Migraines. Coffee containers with lids, like the cooler-style, I can tolerate from the opposite side of the room. Sometimes. Oddly, I was raised in a home with both parents who drank coffee from morning until bedtime. I was married to someone with the same habit. I never did like the smell of it, though. Now it literally makes me sick. I can be OK in a restaurant, as long as it’s not a coffee shop.

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    namelocdet  about 3 years ago

    I used to say the same thing. That was 30 years ago. Now… coffee is my friend. :-)

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Try bacon Brutus. It’s good for everything. Coffee black and bitter for me!

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    PAR85  about 3 years ago

    Not true. I’ve had some really bad coffee.

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    aussie399 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Me neither. Just wondering if anyone drinks coffee flavoured coffee

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