Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 29, 2021

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    Fortunately, commuting hasn’t been invented yet, either…

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    Suggestion, walk outside your cave and you’ll find a Starbucks around EVERY bolder.

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    angelolady Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    But you’ll be ready for it with your cup.

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    momofalex7  almost 3 years ago

    Looks like the coffee mug has been invented.

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    Ken 2049 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Looks like a 5 year old with a 5 o’clock shadow.

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Well, at least there may be beer.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I think he just invented Monday.

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    Jayalexander  almost 3 years ago

    …but fermented fruit has. Let’s work on the barrel while we wait for coffee.

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    Imagine  almost 3 years ago

    Good thing I drink espresso instead.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Wait. Shouldn’t Starbucks be invented first?

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    kartis  almost 3 years ago

    Take that, paleo diet people.

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    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    … OR … You won’t miss it (or even want it) if you never had it.

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    AtariDragon  almost 3 years ago

    Maybe not coffee per se, but I suspect people have been using stimulants for as long as our species has been around, maybe longer. Maybe they didn’t drink it — they might have chewed leaves, like South Americans chewing coca leaves. They also might have made herbal teas; by the neolithic, baskets were invented that could hold water, which they could boil by heating a stone in a fire and dropping it into the water-filled basket.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Soooo, how did he get a mug? LOL

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    How did man survive before caffeine?

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    artheaded1  almost 3 years ago

    This is why I don’t time travel too far into the past!

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    how about chicory? Got any chicory plants nearby??

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oog doesn’t know beans.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  almost 3 years ago

    Why invent coffee cups before inventing coffee? Because you don’t pour hot coffee into your hands.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  almost 3 years ago

    “The best part of waking up is gravel in your cup.”

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    Indianapolis Smith  almost 3 years ago

    Try some lava. No caffeine, but almost as hot.

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    cactusbob333  almost 3 years ago

    He has his own tv show, but no one can watch it because the tv set hasn’t been invented yet.

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    mpolo11 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    *discovered

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    hoagieman12  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t start celebrating at Folger’s. Wait a little longer for fair trade organic.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Go look for the dancing goats.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    Something else we can be thankful for in our time, and I’ll drink to that.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 3 years ago

    Goes well with today’s Kliban rerun.

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