Strange Brew by John Deering for December 07, 2021

What about the WD40?

I almost went and bought some…but alas.

Would Tim “The Toolman” Taylor be allowed to be in that group???

/SHMIRK/

How can they even call themselves “MEN”?

Men’s Coffee at the clubhouse at 10am. I’m still waiting for this rocket launch, …, upper winds are Red.

At least they still have para cord and WD-40.

They’re hardly able to hold themselves together.

I am convinced that God is neither a woman or a man.

If God were a woman, she would not have invented PMS.

If God were a man, the universe would be held together with duct tape.

I know I would be lost without my duct tape and WD-40. With those 2 things in my toolbox, I can fix just about anything.

That ain’t no Possum Lodge.

and Men Without Hats meet every Wednesday night.

And when do Men Without Anything Better To Do meet?

I wonder if anyone ever buys duct tape so they can use it on ducts?

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Anybody gonna to tell me it’s an accident that I’m seeing an ad for zip system stretch tape right next to this comic? Don’t get me wrong – I want to believe!

At 8PM they’ll hammer out the details.

Around here, you have to have hay twine, as well, if you really want to fix something!

Its “Duck” tape. Named for the cotton fabric 3M used as the base for the coatings.

“In the long run, all solutions are temporary. Go ahead and use duct tape.” —Garrison Keillor and the American Duct Tape Council

Those poor guys….

If they don’t have duct tape they can’t be very handy men.

Can’t Live, if livin is without duct tape. Can’t live can’t tape it anymore…

That’s a bigger group than I expected.

Are they too poor to buy it?

Men without wives meet every night, Free beer every Friday night.

Oh yeah, a very funny, funny gag!

I wonder what it is that holds that group together. I’d say they have a common bond, but that can’t be it.

The irony is the banner is held up with duct tape.

Duck Tape… that stuff is great if your duck has a quack in it.

If the first group would share the duct tape, the second group wouldn’t BE without hats… just stick ’em on!