Herman by Jim Unger for December 15, 2021

Spendthrift!

Those flowers look like they are worth $8.

So it shouldn’t be a waste invite Gracie Allen to visit.

You was robbed!

Don’t look at the bill!

Two days, appendix removed= $60k.

Well it was in a Friday night…..OT?

So you’ll need to stay another day to show your appreciation.

an all those dirty dishes and messy house will surely give her a stroke when she returns home. … better buy a larger bouquet Herman if you be wise.

Supermarket flowers are cheap – especially when you measure the rate of return in appreciation when you give them to someone.

Next time you guys pick up a six pack on the way home from work, pick up some flowers for your better half and if she asks why, you can tell her, “Because it’s Wednesday.”

Might as well take the flowers home now. Or see if you can sell them to another visitor.

Sounds like my stepfather….

A fraction of what it would cost to pay for another night’s stay.

Now the nurses and doctors won’t know you’re a very thoughtful husband.

Visit your mother’s grave on the way home?

Those are worth at least $2

What a waste of $8.

“Give them to the nurses. Without them, I wouldn’t be here.”

They bear a striking resemblance to a bunch of roadside dandelions.

If he’d stopped at the community park on the way he could have got them for free. (When no one was looking)

Sure hope she’s not in the hospital to have a baby.

What a battle ax, but he no little prince either!