See, Cal isn’t the total monster everyone makes him out to be. Most kids would demand Mom to get up and make them breakfast. He can’t cook but most kids at that age can’t. And, once again, Dad couldn’t be bothered to help.
When our kids were young they surprised their mother in bed on Mother’s day with an omelet. They served it in a bowl because they had a recipe but not experience. The three spoonsful of water became three cups, and the chopped onions (not sautéed) suffered a similar transmogrification. It was very sweet of them anyway!
Let’s all just use our imagination and picture what Calvin did with the toast and orange juice.
I imagine the entire gallon of OJ is now a sticky mess over the entire kitchen floor and the toaster is a charred ruin because Calvin tried putting 4 slices of bread in each slot of the toaster.
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
Just be happy the house didn’t burn down.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover almost 3 years ago
What about the letter asking for your own breakfast? I’m sure she’d love that.
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
A chisel on a skillet? That will ruin (Stewie Griffin pronunciation) the teflon!
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 3 years ago
For this Calvin got 3 Michelin Stars.
codycab almost 3 years ago
Do NOT sign Calvin up for one of Gordon Ramsey’s shows!
Bilan almost 3 years ago
At least this didn’t involve noodles.
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
Got pan-dered?
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
If she wasn’t sick before, she will be.
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
His heart is in the right place. His brain rarely gets there.
crabbyred almost 3 years ago
I’d say “Where’s the coffee?”.
PaulAbbott2 almost 3 years ago
See, Cal isn’t the total monster everyone makes him out to be. Most kids would demand Mom to get up and make them breakfast. He can’t cook but most kids at that age can’t. And, once again, Dad couldn’t be bothered to help.
Who, me? almost 3 years ago
Should have just brought her cereal.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
COVID? Well, probably not but that is what they (you know who you are) will claim and record, anyway.
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
Something tells me Dad’s story involves getting a new toaster!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I never really thought breakfast in bed was all that good an idea. I gotta pee.
flagmichael almost 3 years ago
When our kids were young they surprised their mother in bed on Mother’s day with an omelet. They served it in a bowl because they had a recipe but not experience. The three spoonsful of water became three cups, and the chopped onions (not sautéed) suffered a similar transmogrification. It was very sweet of them anyway!
awcoffman almost 3 years ago
Don’t ask; don’t tell.
Red33410 almost 3 years ago
Pops is SO considerate!
mindjob almost 3 years ago
Calvin is a finalist on Works Cooks in America
KEA almost 3 years ago
It’s the thought that counts. (not)
musicnut1986 almost 3 years ago
Let’s all just use our imagination and picture what Calvin did with the toast and orange juice.
I imagine the entire gallon of OJ is now a sticky mess over the entire kitchen floor and the toaster is a charred ruin because Calvin tried putting 4 slices of bread in each slot of the toaster.
Scoutmaster77 almost 3 years ago
It’s the thought that counts…
Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Points for trying!
Otis Rufus Driftwood almost 3 years ago
At least he’s trying.
kaladorn almost 3 years ago
My daughter once was being experimental and made scrambled eggs with…. cinnamon.
It was…. delicious. At least that’s what we said. ;)