Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 29, 2021

Get a Yorkie. He’ll just yep at you until you pet him.

I doubt Calvin would appreciate a card. Especially one with no money in it.

But that costs money!

And how’s that for an over enthusiastic stuffed tiger?

I always wonder what that looks like to an outside observer.

Hobbes is part Jack Russell.

If he had missed you he would have gone flying past you.

That looks like an old 60’s Batman show “OOF”!

Don’t knock it, Calvin. Hobbes loves you more than either of your parents.

Hobbes is in great love!!

But Hobbes didn’t miss him at all.

His aim was perfect.

That’s not right. Do they have “I hit you” cards?

Hobbs never misses……..

Hobbes…the best tackler on the Bengals…

A “Get Well Soon” card would be appreciated just as well.

I have a similar issue with my German Shepherds. The girls are way too happy to see me. It makes me feel guilty for being irritated at how happy and hoppy they are. What a jerk, me.

an outward opening front door ?

My brother’s dog never greets me when I come home!

My cat was always glad to see me and made a point of greeting me. My second wife often was already angry about something when I got home. When the wife offered an ultimatum that the cat had to sleep in another room, I slept in the room with the cat until she understood the situation. :)

My wife still greets meet me in a similar manner!

Cats only greet you when they want food and your paycheck

@BE THIS GUY-Maybe but the Yorkie won’t be anywhere near as fun as Hobbs. Nor as adventurous.

“Tigers don’t carry money”

An example of how physically dangerous psychosis can be to the sufferer.

A rather tame greeting this time – notice Calvin still has all of his clothes on.

Heh, the way Hobbes cries out “Hellooooooo” while pouncing reminds me of Tigger.

Our longhaired dachshund mix MECO is 11 years old and still greets us as enthusiastically as he did when he was a pup! He runs at you and then slams into your legs and frisks around with pure unabashed JOY.

Love the welcome home gesture. What is wrong in little mauling between friends.