Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 30, 2021

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 3 years ago

    These birds are dressed quite handsomely. These girls must go to the beauty ward weekly. Their feather doo’s are looking mighty fine.

    They can turn heads on a dime!

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    INGSOC   almost 3 years ago

    speak to the beak

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    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 3 years ago

    Great, I’m in trouble with avian feminists. Again!

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 3 years ago

    Can the trigger be a hair or feather lock?

    If they want piercing with a needle point? Or fall for a feather point? Whichever, the score is the final destination.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Ka-Ka ! ! !

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    On the seventeenth day of Frogsmas, the Resplendent Cartoonist gave to me . . .

    Seventeen Vlads-A-Pounding, Sixteen Romper-Chomper Thingamabobs,

    Fifteen Twits-A-Twirling, Fourteen Captains Spacing, Thirteen Pickles Peeking,

    Twelve Squiggly Green Jello Cups, Eleven Headless Music Box Dancers,

    Ten Teresas leaping, Nine Annoying Relatives, Eight Cheesy Bread Winning,

    Seven Yams With Sprinkles, Six McMuffin Alignments

    . . . Five Golden Tater Tots! . . .

    Four Squirrel Jerky, Three Mocking Frogs, Two Mince Pies,

    And a Spork Hanging From a Pear Tree.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Hark! Do I spot penny loafers….?

    Why, YES!

    Yes….they ARE Penny loafers!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Birds of a feather, spot dots together….

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    How come pleats look so much better on them than on real people?

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    coltish1  almost 3 years ago

    Check you agenda. That point doesn’t come up until later. Much later—after adjournment.

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    davidob  almost 3 years ago

    Withal, we love you a bushel and a peck.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    But, but … Ortolans ARE meant to be eaten feet-first and whole, except for the beak …!

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    Radish...   almost 3 years ago

    What kind of bird brain would say that?

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    6turtle9  almost 3 years ago

    All this emphasis on points is for the birds. I mean, where would we even be with out holes?

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    …a couple of good looking chicks…

    …Ladybird & Polly…

    …you put your right foot in…

    …they are both fine feathered friends…

    …you put your right foot out…

    …not to put too fine of a point on it…

    …and you shake it all about…

    …they stick together…

    …Woodstock groupies…

    …eventhough the Byrds did not play there…

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    So, what’s a couple of hot chicks like you doing, hanging out at a dubious point in Froglandia? You must be new around here, so here’s a hint: some of the people who comment on FA are a little strange….

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    painedsmile  almost 3 years ago

    Was it an exclamation point, perhaps?

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