Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 16, 2021

Gesundheit.

Why Mitsubishi? I’ve got a car with six forward gears and heated seats and it’s a Toyota.

My motorcycle has heated handlebars. Pretty much useless here in Hawaii.

Gesundheit!

Mom is often in overdrive.

My Ford has heated seats

My 2015 Ford Edge has heated seats.

I wonder how intensely Frazz is biking in winter conditions. I am thinking about handle heaters.

Could someone mention the car manufacturers that don’t offer heated seats?

The “extra gear” in Frazz’s metabolism is the radiated power of his sheer wonderfulness. It puts him in constant danger of overheating even in mid-Winter.

love the heated seats! Passengers who have not experienced them before sometimes say it feels like they peed their pants LOL

All three of my rigs have heated seats,(Lincoln, Honda, Mercedes) one has a heated steering wheel. That feature is priceless when it is freezing cold outside and you have get up for work at 3am.

I got all that, it’s called being overwieght.

My car is a Chevy with heated and cooled seats.

Metabolism – Mitsubishi .. get it? (a bit of a reach)

I thought a Metabolism was a Cadillac.

gesundheit

Ummm…my Subaru (that I bought used) has heated seats.

Honda. SOOOO nice!

Believable and hilarious! Working with little kids (I teach piano and voice and also volunteer with preschoolers during the week since I only play for church on Sun and Wed) Mitsubishi-Metabolism isn’t even the worst mixup of words/syllables I’ve heard. Frog-em for farmer, for one. Feefa for hairbrush, joppy or jalopy for bunny (don’t ask. Even the mom has no idea with that one). There’s a ton.