FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 03, 2022

Super.

20 on Jason

Same here, my money is on Jason! T’s a sure thing.

The framed fruit in the background keeps changing! (And the bottle on the fridge got fatter!)

The more you try to ignore them, the more they make it their life’s mission to get you to pay attention to them. At least that’s my experience with my Karen neighbor. “sir… Sir… SIR…. SIR!!! SIR!!!!!!!!!”

I don’t think either of those choices is going to knock Jason out.

An irresistible force meets an immovable object.

Ah, who am I kidding. Jason it is.

Pusser’s Painkiller.

Good eye. Mr. Amend liked to do that in these strips. Many a newspaper someone was reading had a joke hidden on it.

maybe something more extreme.

I get the extra large bottles

You can take BOTH!

Or Valium!

Darvon?

Might need pharmacy grade drugs……

Either pill can be bad if you take too much. Asprin acts as a blood thinner, so taking too much can make it easy for you to bruise or bleed. Tylenol can seriously mess up your liver if you take too much, so you gotta be careful with that.

Take Excedrin. It’s a combo of both aspirin, acetaminophen, and a shot of caffeine thrown in to make things interesting.

Doctor prescribed Valium to help me deal with the kids when they were small. It was six months before I found out they were for me, not the kids.

Why not both?

Magic brownie, Roger?

How about acting like real parents and making Jason treat his sister with dignity and respect?

Paige might win if the subtext of her resolution is, Don’t get mad, get even.

I’ve opened a new gym called Resolutions. It will be equipped with all sorts of exercise equipment for the first two weeks, then it will be converted to a wine bar.

Aleve!