Close to Home by John McPherson for January 08, 2022

Aren’t those like toupées with chin straps?

Oh, yuck!

As long as the women refrain…

Bleeb, hang ten!

No

Hell no!

Self conscious about thinning underarm hair? I have no words.

First, where did he get a glass of water at the beach, and second, he’d better tie his swimtrunk’s waistband cord before he goes swimming … just saying.

What about a chest hair comb over?

Ew ew ew ew ew

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Sexy, no? …no

He might want to trim the toupee a little.

The rare and elusive Axilla Merkin

Bleeb’s body surfing. Pretty cool…

Tired of being shunned at the beach?

Tired of feeling pitiful?

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That is about as asinine as those who get ‘weaves’ for their eyebrows.

He should just wear a tee shirt.

Hopefully he isn’t wearing a third toupee under those swim trunks.

People in Europe, even females, don’t have a need nor desire for this product. They are naturally body hair rich, and they proudly flaunt it

Yeah, that will impress the women……

Are you sure that isn’t Austin Powers?

I am a strange species. I don’t have a hair on my body, except a full head of hair, and “down there”. No where else – arms, back, pits, legs. I do, however, shave.

That’s the one place I’d like to see thin away.

EWWWW.

And drew probably wondering why he hasn’t gotten any girls numbers

He should go for a more permanent solution and have his ear and nose hair transplanted to his underarms.

That’s just the pits!

I seem to recall seeing this sort of thing before, can’t remember if it was a comedy sketch, something in a movie, or even one of those “weird but true inventions” news clips.

LOLOL — This is so bad — and really funny

Body surfing Bleeb.

It certain Mediterranean cultures, the women would be a huge market for those toupees!

When he gets older, will he get nose and ear toupees?

Wouldn’t put it past some idiots