Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 24, 2021

Good to know, Zig.

Ziggy, you have to tell Tom Wilson if you want Write a memoir. Or Tom ll.

I tried writing mine but I kept getting bored and falling asleep.

Me memoirs is only one sentence. Eats, sleeps, and walks in the woods.

I read an autobiography of Robert Wagner where he told about his relations with members of the opposite sex. Then I saw a random news article where Natalie caught him with a member of the same sex….he sure didn’t mention that in his biography.

What? Ziggy? You say you have a life?

Your life would probably sound exciting, too, if it was an “as told to” effort by a ghostwriter.

Well Ziggy, if you wouldn’t read all of their stories … herstory and history …

Why bother reading them? Do something for yourself, instead. Or there is other fiction that is more entertaining than most of these ego trips.

I suspect you don’t really KNOW about the life of someone who wrote a memoir. You only know what they want you to believe (which is likely not true).

Let me put it to you this way Ziggy. Your behavior is a million times better, than Garfield’s.

Memoirs are about telling the truth, or someone else will.

So what would be “Ziggy, the Teen Years”?