Herman by Jim Unger for January 09, 2022

Nothing like being prepared well ahead of time.

I thought I saw a UFO once. Turned out it was a guy with a flashlight in the fog.

That’s what I would do. And certain stocks.

this be the best of the bests. Most everybody has been hunkered down for low these 3 years not these vermin. And they come in by mail, and they come in by phone call and they come in by text, and they come in person. But where will I live ?: they’ll sell it back to me at 5 times of their larcenous offer. and what will my son do with all the crap I leave behind? He’s not a junior for nothing, e.g., heave ho.

I saw a UFO once too, a huge round silver shape right over the interstate. Turned out to be the Goodyear blimp heading directly towards me. Blew my mind for a little while.

All the UFOs are hidden at Area 51

UFOs are nothing more than aliens who made a wrong turn at Albuquerque and can’t find their way home.

The smart money went to bitcoin with apple a close second

They flew thousands of light years to come to Earth and crash.

I have seen several UFOs. They were apparently flying and I could not identify them. I still don’t think that the only explanation is that they are alien spacecraft.

and the U.S. continues to search through space to find planets which “could support life.”

We can only hope……

They come back in time. They lock their doors when they get here and tell the young ones, “Don’t be like these people.”

My father showed me some land and told me he could have bought it for ten dollars per acre.

“How much is it now?”

“$100.”

“Why didn’t you buy it?”

“Didn’t have the money.”

Looking back further, Grandpa Green was talked out of buying a section of land here in Florida because everybody kept telling him, “Van, ain’t nobody never paid a WHOLE DOLLAR AN ACRE for land ’round hyar.”

$640.

Ah HA! THAT’S IT!