Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 09, 2022

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    KA7DRE Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Must be the fruitcake of life I guess . . .

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    chireef  almost 3 years ago

    look they even have a everything bagel on it

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    RetFor  almost 3 years ago

    No kitchen sink…?

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    Copy-&-Paste  almost 3 years ago

    …..Where’s Waldo??

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I had one once. That’s what it tasted like to me.

    But including the kitchen sink.

    And Garbage disposal.

    And everything in it.

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    Ivy Valory Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This one must have been really fun to draw.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If it was in black and white it would be fun to color.

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    Qiset  almost 3 years ago

    Hey! I see Waldo.

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    Zykoic  almost 3 years ago

    Baker’s sweepings.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I still don’t see Trump’s tax records!!!

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    Okay, kids. Find what all things are there in this.

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    A Common 'tator  almost 3 years ago

    Prove that you’re not a robot…

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    Vilyehm  almost 3 years ago

    There is an everything bagel on the everything bagel.

    Mark just drew the world’s best fractical joke.

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    oakie817  almost 3 years ago

    they’re putting pineapple on lox and bagels now?

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    Gent  almost 3 years ago

    The person in the picture is screaming looking at the creepy clown next to it.

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    khmo  almost 3 years ago

    those things taste like it too

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 3 years ago

    I had one once. The clown tasted funny. Plus, I found out I’m allergic to key.

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    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    VOMITROCIOUS!

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    bobpeters61  almost 3 years ago

    On a Venn diagram, this is in the intersect of sets “Oooh!” and “Ewww!”

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    RitaGB  almost 3 years ago

    At this point in history, there likely is a microscopic bit of all those things in everything we eat.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Must be bagel day.

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    Chris  almost 3 years ago

    stickers or actual shrunken stuff?

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    SmashedHat  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t recommend doing something similar with hotdogs.

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Q: If an everything bagel has all the topings, why isn’t a plain bagel called a nothing bagel?

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    Lee26 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Nice drawing but I am not sure the joke was worth the effort.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    It needs a roll of toilet paper and a plunger.

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    KEA  almost 3 years ago

    since i have no experience with bagels, I’ll take their word (or rather picture) for it

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    ncorgbl  almost 3 years ago

    I have an ‘everything bagel’ every morning for breakfast. My Lady calls them everywhere bagels” due to the seeds left behind on the counter.

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    Potamus  almost 3 years ago

    Thankfully this bagel has SafeSearch turned on. It’s really more of a manything bagel.

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    NaturLvr  almost 3 years ago

    That’s a lot…who knew?

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    mpolo11 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    This is fun.

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    Red Bird  almost 3 years ago

    Love the cute little giraffe!

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    Mel-T-Pass Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Either this is the Katamari Damacy bagel, or the Buddhists are baking again.

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    chief tommy  almost 3 years ago

    Kudos to Mark — that took forever to draw

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    DirkTheDaring Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Where’s Waldo?

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    Jon Schutter  almost 3 years ago

    best off the mark of all time, Mark!

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    That’s it! That’s where I left my car key.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Hmm. Get rid of everything except the pizza and it would probably taste good.

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    Mr. Snuffles' Accomplice Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Oh, so it’s the shovel and the tire iron that gives it its special, delicious flavor!

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