Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 21, 2021

Kingly proportions look strange….?

The king’s feet may be relatively tiny because the king himself is relatively short. However, his feet look relatively big for his size. They are bigger than the shoeshine man’s feet are.

“Less work.”

The coin looks like it’s gold though.

With the Fink, you take what you’re given…….

No, it was Little Feat. One Mother of a Band.

As opposed to tiny hands.

King is a Fing :)

If that was a shoe shine boy in the French Quarter of New Orleans his partner would be picking your pocket while he shined your shoes. Told to me by a friend.

Half-price for tiny feet…now if it would have been his big head…

He was lucky to get that, too.

…and avoiding the dungeon

Man what does he charge Agnes?

Were that this was true in real life. My wife is a small woman, she wears child size shoes and boots. To get a decent pair of boots she has to special order them…and they aint cheap.

I don’t see people getting shoeshines much anymore. I suppose it’s tough to get a spit shine on your nike’s.

It was a “Bitcoin” worth over $20,000.00 !

I should get 1/2 off of haircuts

So size does matter?

That and he’d probably throw someone in the dungeon for full price.

1/2 ounce gold coin $899.50 USD not bad for shoe shine.

He had the nerve to charge the king?!

Children’s rate?

“Half-Price For Finks”!