Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 15, 2021

However, the doctor DID prescribe it for himself. With her, specifically.

My question is this: When the nurse contacted the doctor, did the doctor respond with: “Umm… Which patient asked?”

You need to coordinate with your doctor!

OK, make it tame nurse sex.

But I will have your Doc prescribe chemical castration if you don’t stop with the harassment.

Too many patients thought that was what we were there for, and not keeping them alive.

That’s not the wild nurse….

Nurse…”But he did prescribe a full rectal exam….Nurse Big Bob is handling that.”

Well, how about tame nurses?

Check again…I’d like a 2nd opinion. Where’s Dr. Ruth when I need her?

I tried that once and I ended up back in the hospital! LOL

You know how to tell the head nurse from the others? She’s the one with the knee pads and the bottle of Scope.

June Gale had to put up with so much!

is that a “lens flare” to try to draw our eyes upward?

“And yes, I possess the mutant ability to clearly read doctors prescriptions. I even impressed Professor X with that.”

“I’d like a second opinion!”

“Why do you always want me to wear this nurse’s costume before we…wait a minute…wasn’t your mom a nurse? YUCK! "

Try this at Home.

Sure, look right here… it says one hot nurse, PRN. (if the print’s too small, i can enlarge it…)

“I gotta get a new doctor.”

However, I get off at 7 p.m.

It’s okay. Recreational wild nurse sex is legal now.

I do wish that nurses looked like this. It would raise my spirit or something.:

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can i get a second opinion?

I used to joke with my recently deceased wife that after I donated blood, sex was the only activity I was allowed to do. Sadly she never fell for it. Kept trying it though.

“He prescribed ‘MALE nurse sex’”

Not that doctor, the other one.

Dr. LOVE!

I remember a fellow who would show up with an impressive lady and explain his doctor told him not to sleep alone.

Of course, if you have the copay, that’s different…

I’m not really into any of those wild sects.

“Fortunately, I’m not a wild nurse…”

How about just kinky sex!

I believe in holistic medicine, beginning with a hands on full body massage.

I thought you were the HEAD Nurse.

How about quiet nurse sex?!