Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for December 15, 2021

Like where… Garfield? Pearls Before Swine? There isn’t another comic on GoComics anything like Frog Applause, so it’s either here or nowhere, little lady.

Be quiet and enjoy the pea green background.

They won’t have much standing in the other toons.

…when Joseph Timex married Holly Kodiak they thought the world was there oyster…

…and… it ended up that they didn’t have a leg to stand on….

…they went from fame & fortune…

…to being poor & dissolute…

…still, they hobbled along…<p<…though it was quite hard on the childen…

…they finally moved to Froglandia where they heard the lame can talk…

…and they can rise their bread…

…the streets were paved with good indentations…

…and the little blue pill was pink…

…little Sally at first wanted to be a twin in 9 Chickwood Lane…

…but that was then…

…now, she realized the errors of that path…

…it was the bath mat factory that saved them…

…the beets on their all you can eat salad bar couldn’t be beat…

…and they lived happily ever after…

…the end.. .

Leglessness is foolishness when flopping come the Lame!*

Only in Froglandia!

*With apologies to UK humor columnist Paul Jennings of the Observer, deceased 26 December 1989….

At least the chewed bones were a. BONUS from Teresa B. to all the F.A. readers. The Readers Club indeed.

Shut up or I’ll nail your other non-existent foot to the floor.

Unaware of the many easier paths to enter Froglandia, they chose the Frogger Trail, which is sort of like Froglandia’s Oregon Trail.

On the way to a retail store near you. Human Lego’s advertising.

Is this from a scene in “Back to the Future” before the rewrite?

https://imgur.com/gallery/zwlNKQD

This family seems to have given an arm and a leg to be in T’s good graces….silhouette cutouts are forever…..

I will not say ‘she hasn’t a leg to stand on’.

I won’t say it and you can’t make me.

…ghost feelings in their absent appendages made them appear to be floating…

…tomorrow’s strip my not be different strip, but it will be a different day…

What’s wrong with The Amputees?

I’ve nothing against your leg, but neither do you.

Mommy, mommy, I don’t want to go to Europe!

Shut up Mary Ann and keep swimming…

This does remind me of the Donner Party. Each one trying to get a leg up on the others.

Behold … the first Los Alamos nuclear family …!

Titanium Titins and The Peg Leg Capitan Hook.

She wants to be in “Dondi.”

Problems like this crop up occasionally.

“Okay,” thought Amy, “now might be a good time to inform me as to what you expect and how I’m meant to be useful to you.” She really had no concept of how she was supposed to do anything, and really didn’t cherish the idea of giving up her comfortable life, such as it was, to follow the dictates of some alleged Earth spirit. “Water spirit,” said the invisible girl. “And you are where we need you to be. To understand, we must embark on a dark and stormy tale of woe and conflict, called The Frog War. You really are missing an awful lot of things that you should know. Most of your education in history has been political indoctrination and obfuscation, rather than actual historical information.”

The Hobbles, waiting in line to have their picture taken with Santa. Mama Eileen, little Peg, Russell (they found him in a pile of leaves) and clever Dick (don’t ask.)

Leg go my hand!

You don’t eat a good pig all at once.

They were having a fine time at the reception until the band started playing the hokey pokey.

Day 2. Are the Legless still standing around? Crap!

My wad of Bubble Yum Bubble Balloon word Callhoon

Pink and Proud…

Feel at home…

Daddy pics all the best….

Day 3. I suppose they do save money on pants, stockings, and shoes….

Pleeease!

Pleeease?