Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for December 30, 2021

He’s got hives.

“As long as you can make the buzzing in my ears go away.”

Don’t do anything Doc. I’ve grown attached to them.

And the bad news is… it’s not tinnitus.

“You’ve got cows, Mr. Farnsworth.”

Ah, the buzzing of bees. How Etheric.

It’s like Winnie the Pooh – except instead of getting a hunny pot, he’s got a honey pit?

Take two cans of Raid and call me in the morning.

I would take that over tinnitus, and I am terrified of anything that resembles a bee or anything with a stinger. Tinnitus is nasty to live with.

Dude, take a shower occasionally!

You’ve heard of Bees Knees… well, you have…

Stop using that nectar scented deodorant.

He’s just got hives.

We call that a swarmpit…

I think I’d rather have tinnitus.

certainly easy for him to get a buzz on…

He has hives.