“Teaching him foreplay”? Ha!! Go low enough, and it’ll be fiveplay — but tickling the toes tends not to be counted as foreplay…depending on what you’re tickling them with!!
HIM: Oh baby, let me be your Teddy Bear! You got me All Shook Up. I’m so excited, my private part feel like they’re caught in a trap and they can’t get out – HUUH!
HER: I’m only 14 so you’ll get off me if you don’t wanna be doin’ the Jailhouse Rock.
allen@home about 3 years ago
Some guys need a little more instructions.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 3 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/fore-fun/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
RAGs about 3 years ago
Maybe she should start him on two play and work up from there.
eromlig about 3 years ago
Is this like my Mickey Mouse watch? When Mickey’s big hand is on the 12, and his little hand is on Minnie’s thigh…
Gent about 3 years ago
You naughty Goldilocks you.
pcolli about 3 years ago
“Now scratch my foot….”
scote1379 Premium Member about 3 years ago
So 3 o’clock and 9 o’clock too cup your buns ?
littlejohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
Is this a game of how to tell time? Or is it Simon says do this?
Dobby53 Premium Member about 3 years ago
She’s assuming that he had Basic (Human) Anatomy 101 unless she covered that in a previous class.
bmckee about 3 years ago
Fore or aft with the little hand. Many of us need detailed instructions, delivered in the frankest (read crudest) terms.
!!ǝlɐ⅁ about 3 years ago
“Teaching him foreplay”? Ha!! Go low enough, and it’ll be fiveplay — but tickling the toes tends not to be counted as foreplay…depending on what you’re tickling them with!!
oakie817 about 3 years ago
where do i sign up?
Ontman about 3 years ago
This sounds more like a racy version of the Hokey Pokey.
michaeljwolff about 3 years ago
Imagining how things would’ve been different if Paul Anka had written “Put Your Hand on My Tittieeeeeeesss.”
Another Take about 3 years ago
HIM: Oh baby, let me be your Teddy Bear! You got me All Shook Up. I’m so excited, my private part feel like they’re caught in a trap and they can’t get out – HUUH!
HER: I’m only 14 so you’ll get off me if you don’t wanna be doin’ the Jailhouse Rock.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Looks like he was never given “the talk” when growing up….lol
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
From “The Big Bang Theory”:
Howard: Had a great night last night. I don’t like to kiss and tell, but somebody made it to eighth base.
Leonard: What the he!! is eighth base?
Howard: Seventh base with shirt off. Well, my shirt.
Holden Awn about 3 years ago
I prefer my women and my cars to require as little warmup as possible; to be ready to roll as soon as I slide in.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 3 years ago
When I get low enough I have a surprise for you.
tims145 about 3 years ago
It’s going to be screamies time when she gets a look at the back of his horrible wrinkly hand (see original art for gory detail.)
Packratjohn Premium Member about 3 years ago
I heard foreplay begins when you wake up. I agree. The soft, sweet feel of my lady next to me… The older I get the more I appreciate.
Speaking of appreciation, today’s cartoon is great, John! I am a very attentive and obedient student, but a very quick study!
swanridge about 3 years ago
“And remember to yell ‘Fore!’ before you move that ball down the course towards the first hole.”
WaltWenger Premium Member about 3 years ago
Yes, but how can you tell if it’s time?
anomaly about 3 years ago
Unfortunately, he had to repeat third grade—er, base—twice.
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
man, i always wanted one o’ them models that came with an instruction manual…
freshmeet2030 about 3 years ago
I thought the hand position was 10 & 2, not 10 and 6?
Thorby about 3 years ago
Can I be next , teacher ?? Huh, can I, can I ??
Thorby about 3 years ago
BTW, John, for the link to First Kiss #1, 1957, there WAS no link; we can’t connect.
DawnQuinn1 about 3 years ago
Extremely sexual suggestion. But I agree with her. lol
I'm Sad about 3 years ago
Wow. Talk about winning the lottery!
Running Buffalo Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well … what do you know. He does have a big hand and a little hand!
Suprised Big Nate almost 3 years ago
https://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/fore-fun/
Suprised Big Nate almost 3 years ago
op nevermind