Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 27, 2022

Mom should close the window next time.

Oh, how I hate to get up in the morning…..

When you act like mornings are your worst enemies.

Mel Brooks shot something similar with Marcel Marceau.

Obviously not his fault

I feel that way most days, at least the days that have day in their names.

why else would Calvin still be in bed without a shirt, ma’am?

I have no words.

Happens to me, too.

Not a word required……

What was that, an indoor tornado? It’s remarkable that pure wind power is strong enough to blow Calvin’s shirt and socks off and even send a 10 pound rug flying through the air, but yet it couldn’t blow the parachute shaped lampshade off the top of the lamp! Someone, please get me the name of that remarkable lamp manufacturer!

The bed beckons every time of the day, especially when someone wants to annoy you nonstop.

Today DST started in Europe and that’s just how I feel.

Bed gravity. Been there.

hi everyone. everything that needs to be said has been said.

Practice makes perfect Calvin, so don’t give up.

I’m long retired, but I still get up hours before daybreak.

Some pretty good TV shows on at the wee small hours—especially on MeTV.

@dadthedawg- I know what you mean. Fortunately I’m retired now and I don’t have to be bothered getting up at 4 a.m. everyday!

Calvin is on a roll.

Today is Mothering Sunday here in the UK so it’s appropriate that Mom is in today’s strip. Mothering Sunday is the third Sunday before Easter Sunday by the UK calendar.

“But Mom, I can’t escape the bed’s gravitational pull!”

Getting out of bed depends what your having for breakfast

Is this the Spanish version?

Calvin: Future mime.

Remember the Sunday strip where Calvin’s clothes came to life and dressed him up horribly?

I’ve had similar dreams. I hate that stupid dream where I get up and fall out of bed only to snap awake and realize I’m still in bed, over and over again. …also the radio, or TV, that I can’t shut off.

Classic.

Was it all a dream?

Give the kid credit for the creativity of his excuse.

Love tribute to the silent film era.Remember when Oliver Hardy on his death

Oliver hardy was on his deathbed and Stan Laurel walked in and did a routine from that era. No one said a word. Ollie loved it..

Breathe deep the gathering gloom,Watch lights fade from every room.Bedsitter people look back and lament,Another day’s useless energy spent.Moody Blues.I wish they would have written:Another day’s energy uselessly spent.

Can’t believe mom’s not buying his explanation %

Same Clavin. Same.9/10

Those “sleep-nados” can be quite powerful. The only thing that stops mine is the meow from a hungry cat.

Why does no one ever listen to Calvin. Poor Hobbes must have been completely blown away.

That was me this morning. Thankfully it was a Sunday so I got a hour or so extra sleep.

Some mornings, it just isn’t worth the effort it takes to chew through the leather straps.

Calvin, did you leave the window open?! I told you it was gonna be windy!

That is indeed what it feels like sometimes.

He look so sleepy this morning

It’s like that old Gary Larson cartoon of an overweight lady clinging to a parking meter to keep from being sucked into a candy store.

Calvin most adults feel the same way when getting up in morning for work, retired do what they want.

I had a bed like that.

Man. Every Monday morning. And Tuesday. And Wednesday. And….

it is worst when you get older and have to go to a job.

Bam-Bam boxers.

Jeez, I wish my bed did that.

“But, Mom! I did try to get out of bed, but the bed won’t let me!”

… and never trust a rug. They’re out to get you.

Parents just don’t understand

Some mornings the bed seems to be beckoning you back…

Good morning, America! How are ya? Say, don’t you know me? I’m your native son. I’m the train they call The City of New Orleans,