Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 02, 2022

If you’re dumb enough to pay for news, Gary, you’ll believe anything.

I never knews Gary subscribe to mainstream media.

“The Mud Ball of Ignorance” has a nice ring to it.

I’d believe the troll before I believe Fox News!!

Have we seen this troll character before?

Organ meat? I could go for some liver and onions, but my S.O. has a problem with me stinking up the kitchen.

Much more interesting than the real news. Wonder how much he charges?

He trolls the fake news

“Free” content is only free if your time is worth $0 per hour.

i have friends like this

Why are the owls so sad?

At least troll news is free of “opinion.” Opinion merchants present themselves as prophets, as someone who can predict the future…”if a Democrat/Republican (chose one) is elected the sky will fall,” But the fact is that they can’t predict the future any better than your dog can. Well, there is one exception: they can predict that they will be very well paid for their opinions.

ANOTHER tax on fools. Yet some claim to desire lower taxes.

Well, the troll isn’t wrong on the last bit.

That new name for the Earth, that’s been the real deal for a few hundred millennia!

I should think you’d be eager to sign up, Leopold! The Troll said organ meat is the new currency, and that’s your ticket!

And that troll has a brother who feeds news to QAnon followers.

Gary, why you pay for Troll news? CNN is free.