" Honestly? Yes, milord, your armor does make the Heinrich heinie look fat! And holding that silly rod isn’t going to make anyone think you don’t have a tiny ruling member."
I’ve been told that wearing a dickie / was lame and somewhat “sicky.” / But you better beware, / make fun of my hair, / and I’ll beat you with my “sticky.”
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
In order to payoff his debts, the Count got a side gig doing shampoo ads.
Solstice*1947 almost 3 years ago
/// Though he wears ornate armor of black
and Zendaya’s wig curled down his back,
you can tell by his face
he’s that famed flying ace
from the old comic strip, Smilin’ Jack.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
William like to show off his rod.
Solstice*1947 almost 3 years ago
/// A Field Marshall of valor and passion,
Heinrich’s foes in a battle turned ashen.
Those who’ve fought often tell
that to make war is Hell,
but for Heinrich, it seems, war is fashion.
Call me Ishmael almost 3 years ago
Le Comte de Coiffure is our topic
A fellow most frightfully “fopic”.
He takes six hours to dry..
Three more spray to apply..
And his tips are downright microscopic.
rmremail almost 3 years ago
Question: How does he get all that hair inside his helmet?
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Rhonda before she got her epilady
Kwen almost 3 years ago
Abenazor was a mighty and fancy wizard but for some reason he was always too late casting those fart-stopping spells…
epaphus8 almost 3 years ago
Once Heinrich grew that mustache, his heterosexuality was never questioned again.
pcolli almost 3 years ago
Nice perm….
Balaclava almost 3 years ago
Every lifetime has at least one.
Buzzworld almost 3 years ago
10 pounds of Heinrich in a 5 pound suit of armor.
Kind&Kinder almost 3 years ago
Yes, I will be the prettiest one on the field. Wait’ll they get a load o’ my Valentine bib! Rough!
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
The Field-Marshal loved showing off his dickie.
khmo almost 3 years ago
fop
Helen Ferrieux almost 3 years ago
THIS twin has the Toni..
Radish the wordsmith almost 3 years ago
They found out how deep the lake was after he tried water skiing in his armor.
Blaidd Drwg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
They seek him here, they seek him there, those Frenchies seek him everywhere…..
aerotica69 almost 3 years ago
Brian May, not really enjoying Freddie’s “cavalier” phase.
Reader almost 3 years ago
Not a knight in white shining armor ladies; hard pass.
Another Take almost 3 years ago
Ted Nugent when he’s not dressed for the stage.
Reader almost 3 years ago
Count Samson was actually an incredible warrior, with only one weakness.
Another Take almost 3 years ago
“I say – you will disguise in some fashion what I’m ackshually holding, won’t you old chap? There’s a good lad.”
Holden Awn almost 3 years ago
Dude, get thee to a gym.
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“We are Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.”
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 3 years ago
“Hit me with der rhythmstik! Hit me slowly; hit me quik!”
Linguist almost 3 years ago
" Honestly? Yes, milord, your armor does make the Heinrich heinie look fat! And holding that silly rod isn’t going to make anyone think you don’t have a tiny ruling member."
Call me Ishmael almost 3 years ago
“The Thriller at the Tiller”
Blatherskite almost 3 years ago
Now matter how fancy the sash is, it can’t disguise that fact that your cannon is a strap-on.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hurry, snap the picture before my hair unfurls.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
It takes an extra large life jacket and skis with all of the armor on.
Ken Holman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Having girded his loins now for his second attempt, Heinrich begins spinning the nunchucks once again.
mabrndt Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Baron Heinrich VI of Reuss (1649-1697):
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Heinrich_VI._Graf_Reu%C3%9F_zu_Obergreiz_(1649-1697).jpg
has info and links that point to more info about this painting.
Again, a larger strip image is shown by (⌘- or Ctrl-) clicking the image at
https://thatispriceless.blogspot.com/2021/12/masterpiece-2850.html
I couldn’t find info about this copyist, other than what’s included in or pointed to by the title URL. First work by this copyist used here.
Csaw Backnforth almost 3 years ago
I’ve been told that wearing a dickie / was lame and somewhat “sicky.” / But you better beware, / make fun of my hair, / and I’ll beat you with my “sticky.”
John Wiley Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Nice obituary photo. After all, he did wear armor waterskiing.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
People just don’t realize how hard it is to be the baton-twirling champion in a full set of armor.
anomaly almost 3 years ago
Henri liked to don a suit of armor when he played Whack-a-Mole.
Linguist almost 3 years ago
Now we know why there was never a Baron Heinrich VII of Reuss!
d1234dick Premium Member almost 3 years ago
even though he fought well Alfonce was not the butchest guy in the army, but he had the respect of fellow service men when off duty.
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Baron Heinie. It sings! :)
stamps almost 3 years ago
You gotta be good if you can waterski with your armor on.
Dragoncat almost 3 years ago
Happy Holidays to all the great poets out there, and the people who enjoy reading them!
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Another big thanks to those who posted rhymes. I should have know that you were poets after noticing that your feet were “Longfellows”.
JH&Cats almost 3 years ago
Not only is his swash well buckled, it’s made of whole smoked salmons! This must be Curly and the Lachs.
Solstice*1947 almost 3 years ago
/// Vain Sir Percy did not spare the whip.
He was harsh with the men in his grip.
One was sick of his crap.
Percy woke from his nap
with some permanent ink on his lip.
/// Percy noticed it when he undressed,
and he loved it! It gave his face “zest.”
He resolved to grow hair
where those lines were drawn there.
Then he saw the d!ck drawn on his chest.