Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 14, 2022

It’s footwear for the well-bread upper crust.

Groan!! But they do look funny.

They’re so tall!

Bet he had to waste a pile of of dough on those.

On the other hand… maybe he just wants to show the ladies he has a lot of bread.

Those are foot long loafers.

Throw them in the microwave for 30 seconds, pur rhwm on, and your feet will be toasty-roasty. And will smell better, too!

Best thing since sliced loafers.

I bet he gets a yeast infection.

Booooo.

I’ve heard of foodies. And I’ve heard of footies. But never foodie footies.

Add some toe-jam and you’ve got a sandwich.

I prefer a lower heel.

designed especially for the upper crust…

want some butter on that.

Takes a lot of crust to step out in those heels.

I’ll never eat a foot long sub again!

Maybe a little toe jam with that?

what a great idea

He didn’t have enough bread for real boots.

Toasty, and tasty!

And a heel at each end

I’m now feeling inspired to actually make something like this.

To clean them, you need loofahs.