Close to Home by John McPherson for January 24, 2022

Naw, naw, naw! He pampering the Jury.

Guilty pleasures??

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE FRUIT punch!!

BLEEB – Anyone see Bleeb???

Save one for Bleeb.

Oh, I don’t know. Since the “defendant” is accused of murdering his wife with poisoned drinks, handing out such drinks to the Jury seems quite appropriate.

Look at the size of that gavel..!!! Holding that thing day after day. No wonder the judges had looks so deformed.

No doubt resulting in a HUNGover jury.

If it pleases the court, pass one to the Judge….

I’m thinking some prosecutorial Hors d’oeuvres might even up things a little.

Objection Your Honor! The badger is counseling the witness!…

… wait, that doesn’t sound right!?

My kind of jury duty!

Here come da’ judge!And he is wielding a big hammer (gavel)!!

Judge: Hey, save some for me!

Hey lady don’t be mad cuz you didn’t get one….hey buddy a White Russian plz?

More like bribing the jury…

Guilty, as like the media trying a case on TV or will not accept a verdict they don’t like.

This trial will end in a hungover jury!

I’ve heard that many people show up with lots of wine and cheese for the professors when they go to defend their dissertation.

“This, I’m afraid, is one of those time-honored traditions of the bar.” —H. Rumpole

“It’s 5 o’clock ”