Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for February 01, 2022

Maybe Cressa can ask the doctor about also draining the puss from this story arc while she’s there on Thursday

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In all reality , Oh the wheels on the bus go round and round. Second verse same as the first !

Look, in all reality , I promised Cressa, I wouldn’t say anything so you need to keep this a secret . She’s Pregnant ! OMG , so Big Ken Brown finally made something happen. You got it .

Yeah, you’re hurting the team now ‘cause your playing is limited and risking a bad knee for the rest of your life by not resting it. How is this helping anyone? I’d accuse the story arc of being stupid if it weren’t for the fact there are really people who think (or maybe the phrase should be ’don’t think) that way.

P 4: “… I promised I wouldn’t say anything but only after she threatened me…”

Not one but two alien spacecraft are in front of the bus

Shot clock about to expire on this story line.

Meanwhile, Pranit sits around the corner taking bets on how long before Cressa blows out her knee to the point where she’s done for the season

Let’s move onto the state championship baseball and softball teams, shall we?

P4- Cathy: Awwright Cap. Ya want me to keep a lid on it, gimme that last Jiffy Tart.

Why didn’t she drain it the last time you saw her? Is that a duck I hear? “Quack, quack, quack.”

Anyone within 10 feet on the bus should know what’s up with Cressa.

Fashion Alert: This season’s “IN” color is ugly shades of green. On sale now at Dalton’s Department Store in the new Mall thingy.

“Us snarkers promised not to further dump on this lame story arc but if things don’t get better . . . .”

I miss Pranit

“I promised I wouldn’t say, but if things don’t get better, this strip is going to have to revert to the goings-on at the library board.”

She shave her Chaplin Tramp mustache between panels 1 and 3

I just noticed in P-2: Bus Porn with Pasties and tassels

“I’m not going to the trainer and waste my Senior season!” But goes to a doctor for the exact same reason, so….?

Way to go, Mimi! You’ve got a starter probably limping around the court underperforming, and you have absolutely NO IDEA she’s hurt? And speaking of ideas, I hope you often have the idea to read the daily installments of Mopped Up Thorp.

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