When I read Brutus response, I thought back to a time when I was working. The boss lady asked what I knew about someone stealing from the till in the safe. I guess she figured I was a natural suspect as I did most of my work near the safe. But, I had an easy out. I reminded her that I couldn’t be the one doing the stealing as I didn’t know how to open the safe. I knew practically everything about the work of the store and its stockroom, but nothing about opening the safe.
One problem he can’t be blamed for. Not would he complain about it if it happened to him. My wife sheds her hair like a Saint Bernard Dog. Hers is long; mine is short and white. I just grin and bear it; l know better….
davidob over 2 years ago
“I’ll never part with my hair”, he said baldly.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’m sure that Chief Inspector Clouseau will begin the investigation STAT, Brutus!!
/SHMIRK/
GROG Premium Member over 2 years ago
Just be glad that hair isn’t a fly.
wiatr over 2 years ago
Brutus keeps his hairs numbered. A quick check should tell whether it’s one of his.
Skeptical Meg over 2 years ago
When someone asks Brutus his hair colour, he says “clear.”
nosirrom over 2 years ago
Who says it’s from his head?
walstib Premium Member over 2 years ago
No problem, as long as it’s been recently washed.
Jeffin Premium Member over 2 years ago
She wouldn’t complain if it was a hare….or a tortoise.
Chris over 2 years ago
what’s a bunny doing in her soup… I tried. :D
rhpii over 2 years ago
One of the few benefits to being bald. That and jaunty caps.
mckeonfuneralhomebx over 2 years ago
Bald men have hair in other places…
saltylife16 over 2 years ago
Hey Bru, that’s your story and you’re sticking to it
CorkLock over 2 years ago
If it’s not blonde (Wilberforce – Gladys) – then there’s a bigger problem. What part of Brutus body came forth that hair? Yucky yucky.
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
I think that soup needs to go back to the kitchen, and there is another Born Loser losing hair into the soup bowls.
moeric9 over 2 years ago
It can’t be from Brutus, he has both of his.
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
When I read Brutus response, I thought back to a time when I was working. The boss lady asked what I knew about someone stealing from the till in the safe. I guess she figured I was a natural suspect as I did most of my work near the safe. But, I had an easy out. I reminded her that I couldn’t be the one doing the stealing as I didn’t know how to open the safe. I knew practically everything about the work of the store and its stockroom, but nothing about opening the safe.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Brutus is obviously right!
andersjg Premium Member over 2 years ago
Mother Gargoyle didn’t make a high speed pass on her broom?
paranormal over 2 years ago
What color is it?
bigplayray over 2 years ago
Hey! That’s MY line!
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
For once Brutus is an innocent bystander.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
One problem he can’t be blamed for. Not would he complain about it if it happened to him. My wife sheds her hair like a Saint Bernard Dog. Hers is long; mine is short and white. I just grin and bear it; l know better….
Buckeye67 over 2 years ago
Haven’t seen Kewpie around for sometime so it must not be his.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago
Glad this wasn’t a Fusco Bros “the fly in my soup is doing the backstroke” (alleged) gag!
namelocdet over 2 years ago
Gladys couldn’t help but laugh at that one.
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
Unfortunately, it is a black hair.