When I read Brutus response, I thought back to a time when I was working. The boss lady asked what I knew about someone stealing from the till in the safe. I guess she figured I was a natural suspect as I did most of my work near the safe. But, I had an easy out. I reminded her that I couldn’t be the one doing the stealing as I didn’t know how to open the safe. I knew practically everything about the work of the store and its stockroom, but nothing about opening the safe.
One problem he can’t be blamed for. Not would he complain about it if it happened to him. My wife sheds her hair like a Saint Bernard Dog. Hers is long; mine is short and white. I just grin and bear it; l know better….
davidob almost 3 years ago
“I’ll never part with my hair”, he said baldly.
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m sure that Chief Inspector Clouseau will begin the investigation STAT, Brutus!!
/SHMIRK/
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Just be glad that hair isn’t a fly.
wiatr almost 3 years ago
Brutus keeps his hairs numbered. A quick check should tell whether it’s one of his.
Skeptical Meg almost 3 years ago
When someone asks Brutus his hair colour, he says “clear.”
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
Who says it’s from his head?
walstib Premium Member almost 3 years ago
No problem, as long as it’s been recently washed.
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
She wouldn’t complain if it was a hare….or a tortoise.
Chris almost 3 years ago
what’s a bunny doing in her soup… I tried. :D
rhpii almost 3 years ago
One of the few benefits to being bald. That and jaunty caps.
mckeonfuneralhomebx almost 3 years ago
Bald men have hair in other places…
saltylife16 almost 3 years ago
Hey Bru, that’s your story and you’re sticking to it
CorkLock almost 3 years ago
If it’s not blonde (Wilberforce – Gladys) – then there’s a bigger problem. What part of Brutus body came forth that hair? Yucky yucky.
Moonkey Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I think that soup needs to go back to the kitchen, and there is another Born Loser losing hair into the soup bowls.
moeric9 almost 3 years ago
It can’t be from Brutus, he has both of his.
preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
When I read Brutus response, I thought back to a time when I was working. The boss lady asked what I knew about someone stealing from the till in the safe. I guess she figured I was a natural suspect as I did most of my work near the safe. But, I had an easy out. I reminded her that I couldn’t be the one doing the stealing as I didn’t know how to open the safe. I knew practically everything about the work of the store and its stockroom, but nothing about opening the safe.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Brutus is obviously right!
andersjg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Mother Gargoyle didn’t make a high speed pass on her broom?
paranormal almost 3 years ago
What color is it?
bigplayray almost 3 years ago
Hey! That’s MY line!
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
For once Brutus is an innocent bystander.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
One problem he can’t be blamed for. Not would he complain about it if it happened to him. My wife sheds her hair like a Saint Bernard Dog. Hers is long; mine is short and white. I just grin and bear it; l know better….
Buckeye67 almost 3 years ago
Haven’t seen Kewpie around for sometime so it must not be his.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Glad this wasn’t a Fusco Bros “the fly in my soup is doing the backstroke” (alleged) gag!
namelocdet almost 3 years ago
Gladys couldn’t help but laugh at that one.
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
Unfortunately, it is a black hair.