Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 25, 2022

He’ll have to make that card again.

That’s his story and he’ll stick to it until it stops working.

I’ve been a janitor, and I’ve been a teacher, and I know how to remove permanent marker from a non-porous surface. It’s easy. Just wipe with rubbing alcohol.

If you can’t get away with a lie, just bamboozle your way out.

I actually owned a Jaguar at one time. My wife bought be a bumper sticker that read MY OTHER CAR IS A JAGUAR. (Yes, of course I put it on the bumper!)

There was a pilot at the air base that I worked at in Michigan and he had a Corvette that a bumper sticker that read " My other car is a F-16 "

Caulfield is tap-dancing again. He is quick with explanations but not always graceful.

Hey, kid, if you really want to make your mark on the world, use a jackknife, not a marker.

I have never had a bumper sticker. I guess that says something about me.

Remember folks, he’s just misunderstood and bored because of his burgeoning intellect. He’s certainly not mean spirited. Not at all.