Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 25, 2022

She’s so used to wearing white, she can’t expand her palette.

exhibit A: panel 2

So Brix is having a Love Boat moment, while Fern is still denser than my mom’s meatloaf. Got it.

Eh, no wonder you is still single, doc.

In some cultures, Rip, that’s a complement.

Yeah Rip, Thick, as in Dense!!!

Straw? I thought most people figured out that Frostys were meant to be eaten with a spoon.

Conjugal visits? Oh, I could make some very ribald jokes about that!

Wait, why would she wind up in prison? Was she planning on stealing it herself?

She gots a booty, but it ain’t all dat thick.

I have a feeling Mable can take care of her own heirloom – even from her death-bed

KA-THICK!

She’s dimmer than a two watt bulb.

But I thought orange was the new KA-black?

In North Carolina, she could be said that Doc is "thicker than a Cookout milkshake- basically the same thickness.

Some people are geniuses when it comes to doing their jobs. But it’s clear that the good doctor leaves her brain in the clinic for safekeeping.