Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2022

Not really a binary situation. It could be partially filled.

Everyone’s heard of Schrodinger’s cat, but have you heard of Doppler’s cat.

mmmmmeeeeEEEEEOOOOWwwwww

And if it’s at the middle point, how you view it will determine if you’re a pessimist or an optimist.

Actually had two cat boxes that were entangled so at least one cat knew about the other.

Why did Schroedinger’s catsup cross the road? Heisenberg is uncertain.

I prefer ketchup.

The inventor of that condiment had perfect vision:Heinz site is 20/20

Why not call it “SCHROEDER’S CATSUP” featuring a namesake Peanuts character?

If it’s a bottle of Heinz, it’s not a bottle of catsup, it’s a bottle of ketchup.

I can’t know whether the cat I left inside the fridge is dead or alive.

You can sneak a peek at the catsup to find out when you reach in for the Mayo for your fries.

catsup or ketchup? …and another culture war brews

What Schrödinger said was that until you observe something, you can’t tell what state it’s in. What if I discover that I have to travel to Montana in order to use the ketchup?

Thank you TBBT

Finally a partial (very partial) justification for the people who continue to spell ketchup catsup.

Ketchup

I feel sad for the people who read the caption before the comic; I had a huge laugh.

he’s slow, so slow…

this doesn’t cut the mustard

Which one of the 57 different varieties?