Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 14, 2022

Always a push to slide through the path of The Dark Side of the Moon.

Since I use a mild caustic to dissolve lime and then apply a plunger to break free the loosened material that slows the drain, Coca Cola is the preferred drain cleaner.

Wonderful early “Blondie” strip had Dagwood drinking what he thought was Alka Seltzer powder. “Oh no! This is drain cleaner! Help! Everything’s going dark! I’m dying!” Blondie calls the doctor. “Oh, this stuff is completely harmless. They just put ‘poison’ on the package to keep some idiot from drinking it.” Doctor gone, Blondie says to Dagwood, “You don’t look happy, aren’t you relieved?” Dagwood: "I didn’t like that bit about ‘some idiot.’ "

Re: The Flog

Elvis’ mother is Rosie O’Donnell?

I still don’t think that’s going to do anything for your CoronaVirus.

Looks like baby Trump and his bleach drinking.

…I’ve got to drain the lizard…

…prune juice and cranberry juice mixed with a Natty Daddy and your good to go…

…literally…

…figuratively…

…and Speed Racer…

…yep…

So …

2 sets of clean pipes?

Roto-Rooter be damned, full speed ahead …!

Even demons need a little exercise now and again, and an occasional hug.

The undertaker won’t be either.

Heathers.

Ugh!

At least my demons are not toxic, noxious drain cleaners! I’m not even going to ask how you got yours….

Waste in

Waste out

Did anyone see the new(?) rule that we are only allowed two comments per minute? Am I wrong… has this rule been around awhile? The overlords are such crafty critters.