Maybe you need a pogo stick…..
And I guess pole dancing was out of the question.
They don’t make poles that sturdy.
But trying seemed soooo easy.
Full disclosure: He never did (get over it) and he never will.
If ‘Cosmo’ looked the same in high school, it is no wonder he couldn’t ‘get over it’ ! ! ! ! !
Did he have trouble lifting the pole up and running at the same time?
Hardy har har
in cosmo’s case the bar would’ve been too high at knee height…
Seems like a bird would have some advantages when vaulting.
At least Cosmo tried. I’ll always regret that I never even thought about going out for track and field. Sprinting and the high jump would’ve been my forte.
I was a runner, but I never had the desire to pole vault. It looked scarier than he!!. Although I DID like jumping on the oversized mattress, lol.
I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande.
“Okay, take this pole and sprint, full speed, but not very far.”
I can do that.
“plant the pole end in the ground and fling yourself way up to that bar”
That looks really fun, how do I get back down?
“fall”
NO NO NO do you think I’m nuts?
Like everything else, it has its ups and downs.
BaDa Boom.
The dreams of youth remain unfulfilled. Particularly, athletic dreams and you are now 80 pounds heavier than your high school weight!
No worries, Cosmo- try out for the NFL.
I guess this explains why Cosmo has set the bar so low for his life.
Funny!
No. He couldn’t get over it… Not without a forklift!
It was the pole’s vault.
Rick McKee
dadthedawg Premium Member over 2 years ago
Maybe you need a pogo stick…..
Superfrog over 2 years ago
And I guess pole dancing was out of the question.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
They don’t make poles that sturdy.
rshive over 2 years ago
But trying seemed soooo easy.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Full disclosure: He never did (get over it) and he never will.
'IndyMan' over 2 years ago
If ‘Cosmo’ looked the same in high school, it is no wonder he couldn’t ‘get over it’ ! ! ! ! !
littlejohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
Did he have trouble lifting the pole up and running at the same time?
daddo52 over 2 years ago
Hardy har har
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
in cosmo’s case the bar would’ve been too high at knee height…
potfarmer over 2 years ago
Seems like a bird would have some advantages when vaulting.
preacherman Premium Member over 2 years ago
At least Cosmo tried. I’ll always regret that I never even thought about going out for track and field. Sprinting and the high jump would’ve been my forte.
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I was a runner, but I never had the desire to pole vault. It looked scarier than he!!. Although I DID like jumping on the oversized mattress, lol.
Mentor397 over 2 years ago
I don’t think I’ll ever be over Macho Grande.
P51Strega over 2 years ago
“Okay, take this pole and sprint, full speed, but not very far.”
I can do that.
“plant the pole end in the ground and fling yourself way up to that bar”
That looks really fun, how do I get back down?
“fall”
NO NO NO do you think I’m nuts?
Linguist over 2 years ago
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Like everything else, it has its ups and downs.
xSigoff Premium Member over 2 years ago
BaDa Boom.
pflutke59 over 2 years ago
The dreams of youth remain unfulfilled. Particularly, athletic dreams and you are now 80 pounds heavier than your high school weight!
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
No worries, Cosmo- try out for the NFL.
TexTech over 2 years ago
I guess this explains why Cosmo has set the bar so low for his life.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
Funny!
mikeywilly over 2 years ago
No. He couldn’t get over it… Not without a forklift!
PrinceMarvel over 2 years ago
It was the pole’s vault.