Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for February 06, 2022

Tomorrow : How to draw Doug on a wall using a machine gun with lotsa bullets.

Of course ya knows nothing will happen to Particularly Good Archery Man. He wears plot armour, see.

The next plot twist? Who’s bringing gazpacho to the wake?

Spray-and-Pray-Man will conduct the funeral service. The printed programs to the before mentioned service will contain bulleted text mentioning Particularly-Good-at-Archery-Man’s many accomplishments, as well as a reading from John 7.62.

Reminds me of an Indiana Jones situation.

Particularly-Good-At-Archery-Man had little trouble dispensing with Barely-Competent-With-A-Machine-Gun Man, but was he ready to face the challenge of Writing-Dramatically-Evocative-Narration-Blurb-Man?

You need to shoot BCWAMG Man before saying “halt thief”.

Watch out! Those bullets have been dipped in gazpacho.

Have you read the comics? Even goons who are supposed to by highly skilled with a machine gun couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. Anyway, Particularly-Good-at-Archery-Man will get Barely-Competent-With-A-Machine-Gun Man monologuing and then punch him. Then he’ll return to his ordinary life as a police billionaire.

After the “Kung Fu” movie craze in the 70s, a lot of gangs studied up on their martial arts skills. The rumbles were relatively injury-free until the first guy bought a gun.

He’ll be fine as soon as Particularly-Named-Kate-Bishop saves his butt again.

So the drum magazine is placed behind the pistol grip. Interesting design.

I guess that’s why you don’t see many bows and arrows on the battlefield these days.

Meh, more interested in the fight between Good with Swords man vs Competent with an Gun man.