Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for February 02, 2022

Not sure I’d want to win some of the things I’ve dreamed of. For example, the gazpacho that ate Cleveland,

Hey Kids! New offer. Now sell the How To Draw Doug training kit and win amazing prizes!

For the first prize, win a free trip to the future with Percival Dunwoody.

For the second prize, win a free trip to Brazil and meet the chaos butterfly in person.

For the third prize, win a free trip to Hollywood and meet the ghost of James Caan.

And the rest of you win free gazpacho as consolation prizes.

What cha waiting for, kids? Order the How To Draw Doug training kit now and sell sell sell! And win fabulous prizes!

Kids are never too young…to be indoctrinated into pyramid schemes. Kids, meet this nice Mr. Ponzi.

My childhood had a huge hole in it. I never sold Grit.

Free Pyramid Scheme is every kit.

This has the same vibe as NFTs.

What, no sea monkeys or gigantic moving plants?

1st place, a new B.M.W. 2nd place, a knife set. 3rd place… You’re Fired!

Dang, I really want that mystery box. I’m in.

I first noticed those ads when I was about 8. The word “scam” wasn’t in general use back then but that was the essence of what I thought.

If it gets them out of their parents’ hair for ten minutes, it’s a good thing