Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for January 31, 2022

No.

My question would be, does she love him enough to prevent him from dieing… I sense no…

Mars and Venus here. I don’t think they’re speaking the same language. She, I’m guessing, is not expecting an iron-clad guarantee to take a bullet so much as seeking a hyperbolic expression of passion and devotion. He, on the other hand, is afraid that she IS expecting that guarantee.

Bear in mind here that I have no idea what I’m talking about. Old guy, never been even remotely close to being married. This really is total guesswork.

or … “I die a little bit (inside) every day for you.”

Praying for the end of time…

That offer is nothing to sneeze at.

Would I die for you? Of course not, mine’s an undying love!

Answer in the affirmative with as much gusto as you can, “Of course I would die for you my love, you’re my world, I can’t even think of living without you”. You will never be asked to do so, only asked if you would do so.

Mild colds are called Omicron these days, after a week you are well again and nearly bullet-proof against its evil cousin Covid.

I once let my wife have a bite of my cinnamon roll – and out of the center, too!

But I won’t (willing) share the remote.

His is an undying love

He actually answered that?

Love is being willing to die for someone you yourself want to kill…….

Jesus did. :)

Another question that shouldn’t be asked is, “If I die before you, would you get married again?” Why even ask? After all the person will be dead and it will no longer matter.