Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for February 19, 2022

What is that, an anti-mullet? Business in back, party in front?

IMHO Max looks more like a “Bloom County” character than like a “Doonesbury” character.

Wannabe gang member haircut from the 90s. The serious wannabe future roadmen knew not to advertise.

Y’know, if that jerk removes that phony toupee, he might look like Fred Mertz!!

Very accurate description of Walden—a “joke” college.

If Hedley wasn’t working for Fox earlier, he certainly is now. “Let’s roll up every fake and real scandal together to paint a distorted picture!”

We’re seeing a future G.O.P. spokeman in the making here, folks.

Well, as to conspiracies, I’m wondering who paid that kid to say those “I’m sorry” lies. What are they really trying to hide? Was Chealsy trying to rebel? To get away from her overbearing and crushingly successful parents? Follow the money. …or just move on. whatever

Hmm … sex scandal and minor schoolboy prank. Only Roland could ‘work that in’.

And the classmates ducked dying in their beds mysteriously that night, by THAT much.

Is it my imagination or is his head expanding in every panel?

Well they are both homely!

Maxwell must look to Trump for hair advice.

Those were the days. Scandals were on a more comprehensible scale.

Don’t forget to retroactively include Benghazi, Roland.

Son of a dilplomat

Plus c’est change, plus c’est le meme chose.

Is that Chase sitting next to Mark?

I think Max can forget about Harvard or Stanford.