Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 03, 2022

I would hate to see the shoppers’ lawsuits on the storekeeper.

Did you hear about the guy that saw a wet floor sign? He did.

Of course it’s going to be slippery after you’re told to “Wet Floor”.

Lio’s budget sleigh…

Yes, the Virtue Signalling Lio/Tatulli love to preach lies about Covid but then don’t mind portraying actions that give serious injuries to others. What a hypocrite.

Brings back memories of when we used to go sledding down hills on cardboard “toboggans”…!

I always wondered why they only have one sign.

Taking a fall in a business isn’t really very funny. I walked carefully on a carpeting floor in a restaurant and my foot sunk into a hole that was purposely covered up by the carpet. There was no way I could fall properly as my foot wasn’t going with the rest of me. I ended up with a broken ankle, two trashed knees, and damaged wrists and hands. The hole in the floor was not visible, and possibly only a small foot could have sunk into it. It hurt. I went to another restaurant for dinner and sucked up the pain because I was so hungry, once the friend I was meeting arrived. I now keep an ace bandage or two in my car. I went home, picked up a neighbor, and went to urgent care who said, yep, your ankle is broken. Go see a specialist. I don’t go to the ER unless I figure I need to be kept inpatient, so I should have just made an appointment in the morning with the specialist. I actually felt the knee sprain happen but didn’t focus on it due to the much more painful ankle. Once I was in a medical boot, then my knees started to crab at me when I walked a few miles. I never really missed a day of walking, thanks to my dog.

One of Superman and Lois’ kids did the freeze breath thing, so that thieves skidded across a convenience store’s suddenly slick floor. His breath carried the moisture, I presume, so don’t ask.

That guy on the floor has bigger problems looming over him. :)

Piso mojado.

Seems like Lio only cares about monsters and bullied kids.

Oops, sorry, my bad. I’ll stick to waxing the floors over at Gil Thorp from now on.

As we got some snow from this system, there were news clips of people out sledding. This included some improvised sleds. No “Wet Floor” signs though.

Lio’s dad(?) fell on his behind!