Pele is a goddess. Does she really want maidens?
Virgin shortage?
Maiden (bon) voyage?
She had an acid tongue so it didn’t go as well as expected.
Said no man ever.
So, a volcano erupting is really the earth puking. I never knew that. Don’t step in the lava.
But what are you gonna do, you’re out of virgins.
She wasn’t a Virgin Dummy….
I don’t thing his mother-in-law world qualify as a virgin.
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ChukLitl Premium Member over 2 years ago
Pele is a goddess. Does she really want maidens?
mourdac Premium Member over 2 years ago
Virgin shortage?
Lee26 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Maiden (bon) voyage?
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
She had an acid tongue so it didn’t go as well as expected.
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Said no man ever.
cactusbob333 over 2 years ago
So, a volcano erupting is really the earth puking. I never knew that. Don’t step in the lava.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
But what are you gonna do, you’re out of virgins.
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
She wasn’t a Virgin Dummy….
MCProfessor over 2 years ago
I don’t thing his mother-in-law world qualify as a virgin.