Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 24, 2022

Mostly a legal arrangement. The prospect of offspring is limited. Though, if there is frozen genetic material . . .

Necroanything is out of the question.

Bullfrog APPLAUSE.

The bulls are hopping around, and the frogs are mooooing.

Let’s hope you at least wind up with a friendly ghost. Probably better than a spousal enemy, eh?

Wow. Is that what they’re wearing at Cap d’Antibes, as you’re shown to the honeymoon suite?

Is she the dead one?

The devil in Mrs Jones.

She made sure he signed everything beforehand – the marriage license, the insurance policy, and the will!

OY!

Morons in Utah also do it but both parties have to be dead.

Also done in Nazi Germany between the pregnant fiancé of a dead soldier so she could collect widow’s benefits and legitimise the baby.

I do, I do, I do … because it makes me happy ….

…my buddy often complains that his wife will just lay there…

…so, maybe this is on to something…

…Hey, There! Miss your highschool sweetheart…

…Well, now at the Froglandia Bath Mat factory you can marry her right now…

..both married to other people?…

…no problem, we will marry for the afterlife and all eternity…

…once you are both dead, you will both be legally dead…

…so we can legally seal the deal and you both can be happily ever after for ever!…

…and the best part…

…your sweetheart don’t even have to know until …

…well, it’s too late to get out of it…

…all for the small price of only $5,000.00…

…so come to the factory and get hitched for eternity, ya here…

whatcha got in that handbag nécro?

It was inevitable, touts.

What about two dead people getting married? Is that allowed?

Gender predictor…two sexes in one person. So a widow bi day, and widower bi night.

Hint.. brained bi this and bleached clean bi this.

Well, that’s one way to practice safe sex.

And what’s this trickery of two posts in twelve hours? Feast or famine with our enigmatic sister. Wait, is tonight a blue moon?

Its an inheritance thing.

an offering of condolences

Been a long time since I saw “The Bride Wore Black” (La mariée était en noir)

At least he was stiff.

The French, they are a logical people, no? Necrogamy does make sense in certain circumstances one can imagine.

The French, they certainly are a funny folk, butt of much humor, no?

The Department of Errant Pedantry must point out that in France it’d be, “Vive la nécrogamie!”