Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 09, 2022

At least it’s a step, Wiz!

He got the idea after inoculating Rob and Laura Petri.

I wonder if there was ewally a crab in that dish … :)

I shot an arrow into the air and it’s still up there somewhere.

He sure can dish it out.

A bad cell walked into a bar …..

If only it was that easy……..

Has he ever before called her “Honey”?

I see a problem with excessive iron. It may raise a point or two in curing cancer.

Gee, you’re such a crack shot, Wiz!

In the words of Randall Munroe, so does a handgun. https://xkcd.com/1217/

Not a good choice subject for a joke. Too many sufferers and too little progress in the cures.

Thousand of tiny little “magic arrows”.

Well, that brings up a thought. Has anyone ever named their kid cancer? Like Cancer McEnernny, or Cancer Smithson?

OK, Wiz, what poison were the arrows dipped in? This cure may be worse than the disease.

And I thought he was an evil wizard. Here he is killing cancer with three arrows.

Now if there was a way to do it without killing the PATIENT…

I guess he used a Sagittarius to do it…

“I just need to multiply, shrink, and improve the targeting of the arrows.”

Well red goblin (green goblin with carnage symbiote for non -marvelites) has the ability to shoot symbiote spikes into a victim and mentally control them to attack any internal organ. Good method but bad person to have that power

Cure is worse than the disease.

Wiz can be overly optimistic to a point.