Herman by Jim Unger for February 09, 2022

My older brother would insult flirt and alway did better with the girls. Once he told a waitress that her butt was too big for her size. She nearly put it in his face and said “if you…….” He got a date just like that!

In the next second she throws her drink in his face!

With a nose like his, he scrapes the bottom of the barrel just looking into it..

If she says yes, they’ll make a great couple.

Maybe not the greatest line.

Just say “no,”

“Yes, I’d love to dance! Just… not with YOU!”

He’s trying to get in the first slam.

Wotta jerk!

Remember, if he had to “scrape the barrel” as he says, he’s no prize pig himself

Another smooth talker strikes out.

If she says, “Yes”, she’s a glutton for punishment. He’ll never be positive or polite with his attitude.

I’m not a good judge of women, but I’d say she looks like she wants to go to her place – alone.

The horns on his head just might fit the holes in hers.

“Nah….unlike you, I have no desire to scrape the bottom of the barrel”.

Lord! Take a hike, twit!

Pfft… and they say romance is dead.

Worst pick up line ever……

Is that a man in drag?

“YOU’RE scraping the bottom?? How about me saying, YES!! YES!! THANK YOU!! Now THAT’S scraping the bottom. Oh wait, no thanks.”

With an offer like that, who could possibly refuse?

“You mean you crawled up from the scrapings on the bottom?”

In my bachelor days, I tried that line a few times. Never got very far with it except getting a drink tossed in my face.

I’ll have to try that since I can’t dance, and don’t really want a date.

I’m not sure whether the guy is saying that he’s scraping the barrel with her, or represents scraping the barrel for her. It could go either way, though I’d bet that she interprets it as the former.